I've Seen Everything Now

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It was another day in the planet Jskankis (shut up, it's a real fucking planet. LOOK IT UP!). I walked out with hands in my pockets, my dog besides me. I looked around to see a guy mugging an old lady. "Eh," I shrugged my shoulders and looked on the left of me. 'Two girls making out, I've seen better but I should've brought my camera..' I thought. I continued to walk for half an hour and saw nothing that interested me. That's when I stopped in front of a store who had a banner saying "GRAND OPENING! WE HAVE PRETTY RAINBOWS AND SHIT!" I sighed, looking down at Four Eye, (who by the way is his dog if I confused you..) who was wagging his tails happily. (Shut up, HE HAS TAILS!) I opened the door, and walked inside, looking at the walls that were colored in a pinkish bluish paint. I turned my head and saw a little dude throwing up a rainbow in some other little dudes face.
"Wtf.."

(I made you look up Jskankis didn't I?)

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