This story is based on the fandom miraculous ladybug and what I would do if I was inside miraculous ladybug! I made this during the first episodes of season 5 being released so there will be a MAJOR spoiler alert and if you are reading this after se...
UGH, what a lovely ahem horrible day! I woke up and of course I had to stretch until I heard all of my bones pop right out of my skin.
"OW!"
"Are you okay honey?"
"Yeah, mom I'm fine- WAIT A MINUTE"
"Is there a problem?"
"Of course not, mind your own damn business."
My mom never calls me honey and she doesn't even sound like that. IS THAT WOMAN EVEN MY MOM AND WHAT IS THIS BED? Wait a minute, this bed seems familiar. IT AIN'T EVEN A DAMN BED IT'S A DAMN COUCH. It reminds me of the couch inside Mari's room inside Miraculous ladybug. AHAHA CAN'T BE TELEPORTED TO A MOVIE. Or did I get teleported? I smacked myself in the face. Don't be dumb now, I just woke up in a different house. It's that simple.
I brushed my teeth and brushed my hair. I looked inside the mirror ignoring the fact I look like a cat. Wait a minute, this ain't even my house so who's toothbrush did I just use...? And didn't I just say I look like a cat? I look like a cat every day, it's normal. I continued my daily routine just to see a face right Infront of mine looking really shocked.
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"Oh, hey Mari and Tikki!" I said.
"What are you doing in my house and who are you?"
"Ah, it's me Marino your cousin from France!"
"How did you know I use that name?"
"What are you talking about Stacy, it's me Marino."
"What-?"
"Idiot, if someone breaks into your house ready to rob you do you think they are going to answer you when you say who are you? They are going to think you are going to report them to the police damn idiot."
"Oh yeah, right but you aren't here to rob me. Right?"
"Are you calling me a robber because I am dark skinned?"
"N-no I am just asking."
"Just shut up ladybug."
"Hahaha, I am not ladybug I am just a normal girl with a normal life!"
"Okay we are just going to ignore the fact that the first thing I said to you was Hey Mari and Tikki."
"I-I didn't hear you."
"Once an idiot, always an idiot."
"Can't you just be nice for once??"
"I was being nice, but you didn't even say hi to me once."
"Well, I'm sorry, hi whatever your name is."
"I ain't telling you my real name but I'll tell you, my nickname."
"Which is...?"
"Ugh, just call me Dd."
"Well nice to meet you Dd."
"Shut the f- up."
"Oh no."
"WHAT."
"I AM GOING TO BE LATE FOR SCHOOL AGAIN!"
"Wow thanks a lot, I am going to be late on my first day of school."
"You're welcome!"
"You are really not cool man..."
We both hurried to class and then knocked on the teacher's door as soon as she was done with attendance. Great, now I am marked as absent for her class, and I will go ahead and blame it on Mari.
"Sorry Ms. Bustier, I won't be late again. Mari made me late and you will have to blame her for me being late, her alarm clock broke for the 100th time and we will happily and pleasantly buy another one soon and also you know I just got the new I phone 80 it cost me like- a fortune but you know girly it was totally worth it. Hey Alya, can I call you Alya-ly because that name just seems 100 times cooler than your original boring name like what is better than the ly at the end of something it just brings you know like more texture and-"
"OKAY WE GET IT I DON'T CARE IF YOU ARE LATE, YOU GET ON MY DAMN LAST NERVES LIKE GO SIT DOWN OR IS THIS EVEN YOUR DAMN CLASS?"
"I am sorry Ms. Bustier for her, her name is Dd by the way and she just moved here, and she doesn't know English much that's why she said a whole entire paragraph with no topic."
"The hell- I know English."
"Just go sit down."
"Okay, you could have said that."
"Oh, my freaking gosh-"
I wanted to leave knowing that I changed the whole school, first I would try to expose Lyla and try to play hypocrite with her and make her expose all of her lies then I would make her jealous by making Adrien and Mari date then I would try to make Alya be a part of my plan to so they would actually date then I will make Chole be Sabrina's slave instead and make Chole realize that it ain't cool to use people as slaves then I will make sure that Cat Noir and Ladybug know each other's secret identity then I will try to get akumatized so I can talk to Monarch so I can make him know that I know who he actually is and maybe try making a deal with him and threaten him to tell everyone who he is under the mask and then uh and then- I WILL JUST TELL EVERYONE I COME FROM ANOTHER UNIVERSE AND I JUST MADE Y'ALLS LIFE 100 TIMES BETTER SO Y'ALL BETTER BE THANKING ME.
"DD, I CALLED YOUR NAME 100 TIMES!"
"Ah Adrien, you cared for me so much that you even counted how much freaking DAMN TIMES YOU SAID MY DAMN NAME."
"I don't really like this girl; Mari she's stealing Adrien from you I MEAN."
"ALYA BE QUIET!"
"Who the hell said I liked Adrien like I would rather date Nino."
"HANDS OFF, NINO IS MINE."
"NO, HE'S MINE!"
"MARI, WHO IS THIS GIRL SHE'S TRYING TO STEAL MY BF."
"Gosh, you can't even take a joke?"
"Not. Funny."
"To be honest it's kind of was." I started to laugh.
"Psst, Dd, you're the only one laughing." Mari said to me.
"Omfg, can't you just shut up?"
I looked at Alya, she looked at her ring. "Guys, there is an Akuma." She said. I knew this was the only time that I could see Ladybug and Cat Noir at the same time. It's my time to shine. >:)
Hey guys, I just finished chapter 1 to this book, and I hope to post chapter 2 VERY soon! I also hoped that you enjoyed chapter 1, and I will try to make all of the other chapters better and I am so sorry for any bad grammar! While waiting for chapter 2, if you hadn't checked out my other finished book called "Countdown to your life." You should go check it out! It is a finished book with 7 chapters in it and I believe you will enjoy it while waiting! Okay I'll go now, byeee!
