Funny conversations

Fat

Boy:Hey

Girl:Sup

Boy:Your so fat

Girl:So?

Boy:Your so fat that you broke your own bed

Girl:What's wrong with being fat?[angry voice]Huh!

Boy:Because your so fat.Your so fat that you broke your own chair

Girl:If I'm fat.Then I'll kick your back and smash your back with my butt

Boy:What?---Ahhh!!

*Girl kicks boy's back and sits on it*

Boy:Get off me you big fat lady

Girl:Nah....I rather sit on you

Boy:Get off of me!!

Girl:No!Until you say that I'm not fat!

Boy:Never!!

*Girl whistles for her dog*

Girl:Scruffy, Poop on his face!

Boy: Ok!Ok!Your not day just dont let your dog--

*Dog poops on the boy's face*

Boy:poop

Girl:That's what you get for calling me FAT!

*Girl gets off boy and takes her dog with her*

*Girl takes her dog home*
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I hope this isn't offensive to people who are fat.I'm sorry if it was.Like really I'm sorry.I'm even saying it out loud.Anyway vote and comment.If someone calls me fat.One day, I will sit on them...