There once was a family of three: Lily the mum, Shaun the Dad and Thomas the son. They're currently on a flight to Ohio.
Thomas: mum do we have to move to Ohio I liked it in the uk
Lily: yes sweetie and you know why
Thomas: is this to do with the shopkeeper
Shaun: right on the money son
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Thomas: but I liked that guy
Lily: he's annoying and overprices things
Thomas (sadly): but it's the best shop in wakey 😔
Shaun: chin up son we're almost here
Thomas: how much longer
Shaun: I'd say probably about 15 minutes
Lily: but we just got on the plane
*an hour later*
Thomas: get in I got the victory royale
Shaun: look at him Lily he's so happy
Lily: just like when he was born
Lily: the doctor said he was the happiest baby that he'd delivered
Thomas: I can hear you you know
Thomas: stop gushing over me I'm trying to concentrate
Captain: this is your captain speaking we're about half an hour away from Ohio
Captain: if you look to your left you can see the Ohio Volcanoes
Captain: all 11 of them
Captain: to your right you can see the other states you should've went to instead
Thomas: never mind mum I like this place now
Thomas: those volcanoes look cool
*half an hour later*
Captain: we have arrived at Ohio enjoy your time here
Lily: time to go Thomas
Thomas: but I'm playing fortnite mum
Thomas: 5 more minutes
Lily: we have to go now
Thomas: aw
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Shaun: welcome to Ohio son
*a bird native to ohio lands next to the plane*
Thomas: what the hell is that
Lily: oh my god that's the Ohio-an seagull
Lily: I've heard they are the natural enemy of the normal seagull
Shaun: that thing is creepy
Thomas: you could say that again
Shaun: that thing is creepy
Thomas: I didn't mean it dad
I bet you're probably wondering what the Ohio-an seagull looks like, but since they're extremely aggressive towards cameras I had to draw it.
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Obviously it would be a lot creepier in real life but I suck at drawing horror
Thomas: where's our new house
Lily: it's miles away son
Shaun: aw my legs are going to hurt
Lily: we can just call an Uber Shaun
*lily dials the Uber place*
Uber guy: hello what can we do for you
Lily: hi we just landed in ohio and we were wondering if you guys could pick us up
Uner guy: that's what we're for lady what airport are you at
Lily: Ohio Airlines
*15 minutes later*
Shaun: oh my god
Thomas: is that our Uber
Lily: I think so
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End of Chapter 1
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Down In Ohio
ActionA family of 3 move to Ohio, worst decision of their lives. Down in Ohio, Swag like Ohio.
