Lets Get Married.

01

Luke

Normally i would be more mature with everything i do...

I am at a fancy restaurant that my dear mother had put me in, to date an unknown girl and as you can't tell im really not enjoying this whole blind date shit, believe it or not i've been in almost 25 blind dates this is my twenty sixth and all i want to do right now is shove the salad in this girl's face because from the minute we've arrived all she ever talks about is her collection of lipstick or lipbalm or whatever, usually i'll just finish my food pay for it then leave

but now i have just had enough of all this.

"So do you have anything interesting to talk about aside from your collection of garbage?" i snapped

"Uh hello? Its collection of lipsticks" then she began shuffling through her annoying golden bag pulling out a bright red marker or lipstick I don't even know.

"Same thing." my lips twitched in an annoyed manner.

then there she was smacking her pathetic thick lips then leaning on the table.

"Soooo... when do we start making out" she winked her caked eyelids

"How about when i get married to kim kadarshian let's start then." i slammed my hands onto the table and began standing up to leave this annoying restaurant with all of it's annoying staff and crew.

"Hey! What about the food? Who would pay for all these!"

"Oh i don't know ask the waiter"

then i opened the big ass door and sighed in relief as i got out, i walked to my car fishing for the keys in my pocket and as i got in i loosened the tie in my neck and i started to breathe properly again.

what am i going to do now? my mom's gonna lose her shit when she finds out what i did. Again. but right now i could care less, so i drove back home.

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just as i step foot in our home my mom started ranting about what i did.

"-what were you thinking?! Do you realize that im doing all of these for you? Why can't you settle down like your other brothers did? i had to set you up with numerous blind dates just to get you settled! jesus christ!" my mom sat down with an exasperated sigh.

"i know mom, but don't you think that to be able to do that is do it my own way? I mean i didn't even force you to set me up with those slut looking human."

then she gasped looking like she's offended "So, you're practically saying that i have bad taste?"

"Well- uh- i- d-didn't mean it t-that way i just-"

"i was kidding"

"Oh"

There was a complete moment of awkward silence that occurred, the silence is deafening. It makes want to crawl up in ball on a corner of a dark room.

"Okay!, Fine!"

"Fuck- jesus chris- what was that for?!" i held my hand in my chest. Fucking christ i almost had a heart attack

"language lucas!"

"I'm sorry but what was that why did you do that."

" What was what?"

"The shouting thing u just did after yo- okay never mind, what was that your going to say?"

"I said okay fine, you will do it your own way," i sighed in content and pretty much relief "but there's one condition" oh fuck i hate these conditions. i nod, encouraging my mom to continue, " you have one month, one month to find someone to marry and after one month but then you still haven't found a girl, i'll be forcing you to go on blind dates again or find someone worth willing to marry you"

Shit.

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not the proper and best 1st chapter i have ever made im truly sorry but hey

idk im sorry but this was just a filler

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