𝐖𝐇𝐎𝐎𝐏𝐒 ✄ 𝐒𝐏𝐘𝐗𝐅𝐀𝐌𝐈𝐋𝐘 [OLD]

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"Auntie, I'm sleepy, I wanna go home." Kilian said in a blank tone before pointing at Yuri, "And that man is very intoxicated. We should leave him here."

"No, no, Kil, we can't do that..." y/n sighed before giving Yuri a weary look, "But we should probably get going."

Before y/n could get up, Yuri slammed his hands on the table and caused Kilian to flinch in y/n's direction for safety.

"I told you, hic...! I don't accept this marriage, so that man is not my brother-in-law!" Yuri snapped.

"Yuri, you're being rude." Yor began with a frown as y/n buried her face in her hands again, "And you're making y/n uncomfortable! Kilian too!"

'I've been uncomfortable since we got here.' he thought as y/n rested her hand on his head.

"You're right about me, Loi-Loi, I have an important job and I can afford to buy expensive wine." Yuri continued as y/n watched the drama with a bored look, brushing back her nephew's hair as he dozed off beside her, "It's all because of my sister, I am who I am today because of her!"

Mm?

Yuri now had Kilian's attention.

"After our parents died, we couldn't afford to buy text books for school, but despite that... my sister worked herself bloody for my sake."

Kilian blinked blearily, 'Kinda wish I could constantly read minds right now, it'd probably be super useful.'

No. No you don't, Kilian.

"So I made up my mind... I decided I'd protect her!" Yuri declared, "So I could protect the only family that I had! How could you possibly understand how it feels to have the most important person in your world torn away from you by some random stranger?!"

The room was dead silent.

"Oh boy, aren't you one to talk." Kilian comments with a blank look, clinging onto y/n's arm with a frown.

"Put a lid on it, that's different!" Yuri complained.

"You're a delusional nut job!" Kilian retorted.

Loid deadpanned, 'Are they seriously fighting???'

"Yor, I've always wanted you to meet and marry someone who would make you happy! Just like how I married y/n! But that person you choose to marry must be more capable of protecting you than I am!" Yuri continued before whipping around and pointing to Loid, "Are you capable of that, Loi-Loi?!"

Kilian glanced at Loid, 'What will the spy say?'

"I assure you, I love your sister every bit as much as you do. And my daughter also loves and cares for her very much." Loid declared and Kilian choked, "She's a very important part of my family. Whether it's from knives, bullets, or a nuclear bomb... I will stop at nothing to shield her from harm!"

Kilian deadpanned, 'What a shameless liar.'

Y/n was spacing out, 'Ah, nuclear bomb, maybe I should've sent Edith out to sea and had a nuclear bomb strike her ship.'

Yuri was in complete shock, 'A nuclear bomb?! I'm confident in my abilities to protect Yor from knives or bullets, but a NUCLEAR BOMB?! IS THIS MAN REALLY THAT CAPABLE?! BUT HOW???'

"Y-You're lying! You're a liar who will tell lying lies! I know because of your stupid liar face!" Yuri protested, bumping into the table and knocking over a glass.

'For once, I agree.' Kilian thought irritably, 'I just wanna go home already, I'm sick of all this.'

"Oh! Yuri, be careful!" Yor protested as she rushed to clean up the spilled water from the fallen glass.