The Disastrous life of us is about a girl who goes back to middle school with high expectations but sadly it's the opposite , close ones dying , Rumours affecting others and her own , and a sad ending
So, it's year 10 already and everything has basically already gone to shit. We actually have to revise now and eve has rat tails for hair I think somebody hexed her to be like that but idk. Anyway ellie eventually had her funeral, which didn't go well either, her coffin got dropped and now all that's left of her is a bunch of infected broken bones, quite sad tbh. Oh AND also the ' friend ' group is basically nothing now , we had a shit load of drama and basically nobody likes us , not that anyone liked us to begin with but it's worse.
*morning*
Asher - AHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
Georgia - what is it?
Asher - My std test came back, I'm positive
Georgia - OMG ? IM SO PROUD OF YOU
Asher - I KNOW! Next I just need chlamydia and I'll have all of the infections I've been wanting for years that I'm surprised I wasn't born with!
Georgia - Exactly! But who gave you it?
Asher - let's just say he's a pe teacher.
Georgia - oh.
Melika - HEY WHORES HOW ARE YOU DOING ?
Georgia - great actually , just found out Asher has stds !
Melika - wait I thought they had them to begin with?
Georgia - Nope! Apparently not , but I'm happy for them I mean it's such a HUGE milestone they've achieved .
Melika - yeah... right
Asher - anyways guys did you hear about that new FAT teacher that's coming to work at the school?
Melika - No? What's her name.
Asher - Miss LEACH , apparently she's coming to attack the traveller girls then everyone that has ever been associated with her, Honestly we need to be careful.
Georgia - Is that her coming into school now?
Melika - Wow, she looks like such a bad bitch, I'm not Surprised she hates THEM.
Asher - Literally , but anyways are you guys going to Isobel's party tonight?
Georgia - She does parties ?
Asher - Yeah.. apparently and she's holding one tonight , she even invited the roadmen 😭 I don't know how she's going to survive .
Melika - yeah, literally I'm scared for her but I can't make it anyways so if anything weird happens just text in the FAT TRANNY group chat and I'll be right there.
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Asher - OH. MY . GOD ITS MISS LEACH STARING AT US
Georgia - FUCKING RUN
* we all run upstairs to hide in the toilets in orange corridor *
miss leach - IM CUMMING TO GET YOU *miss leach says as she breaks her back and crawls on all fours *
Melika - LOCK THE FUCKING DOORS BITCH
Georgia - IM TRYING BUT SHES TRYING TO GET IN
melika - WE CANNOT ESCAPE WE CANNOT COME OUT !!!!! MAMA!!
Miss leach - I... SMELL FATTIES
Melika - YOURE SMELLING THE WRONG BITCH IM NOT THE TRAVELLER !!
Traveller girl - BOOYAKAAA!!!! *she says as she runs Mrs leach over with a caravan*
traveller girl - And you've just been GYPSYFIED
Melika - ...
Georgia - so who's gonna clean up all that mess?
Asher - definitely not me..
Melika - The traveller bitch is the one that did it SHE can clean it up thank you.
Traveller girl- why are youse mad at me like I just fooking saved you cunts?!
Georgia - We don't like you bitch that's why we didn't kill her when we had the chance to do that so she could kill you instead
Traveller girl- ar shut the fuck up ya ugly cunt
Melika - YOU FIRST. You can't expect us to trust you after all the shit you've done .
Traveller girl- IM TRANS RACIAL. I can say the n word if I want to so piss off *she drives off in her wonky caravan*
Asher - bye slag.
Melika - Okay so what do we do now? We need to bring her back to life so she can kill the transracial once and for all!
Georgia - WAIT I know someone who can do that
Asher - WHO?
Georgia and melika - EVE !
Asher - OMG YES! That bitch is a witch she can help us resurrect this old hag miss leach
* eve walks past*
Georgia - DONKEY WE NEED YOUR HELP
Eve - WHAT WHY?
Melika - you're a witch and we need you to bring this old fat hag to life so she can kill miss gypsy tits
Asher - yeah can you do that for us?
Eve - absolutely darling ! But you all have to say roots together with me so that it works
Melika - alright . Let's do it sisters !
Eve - 1..2..3 ROOTS DARLING ROOTS
* miss leach stands up *
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Melika - wait.. why did she turn into jesy nelson??
Miss leach - I like a bad bad boy. Now where is this fat traveller girl GRRRR GRRRR
Georgia - Shes hiding in her caravan in green corridor . GET HER FATTIE
Miss leach - Yessssssssssssss I shallllll get theeeeeee travellerrrrrrr cuntyttyyyyy
