Satan: I have come to take you with me.
Me: umm who the hell are you?
satan: hell
Me: oh sorry that spot is already taken by me
Satan: that's why I'm taking you with me!!
Me: still...I don't get it.
satan: you are going to take my place!! In hell!! You're going to rule the underworld!!
Me: HMM...how much do i get paid?
Satan: nothing!!
Me: then there's no deal.
Satan: w-wait! Um...you get to take your favorite band with you!
Me: they broke up
Satan: I give up
Me: K
Satan: okay okay you get paid umm...three dollars an hour!
Me: three dollars?! Okay I'm just going to go kill someone so...*starts walking away*
Satan: why are these Emos so hard to use?! *sigh* lets see if the goth people are better....
Alex:
It's so hard to think of thingggggsssssss my mind is not supposed to be used for this. It's suposed to be for writing songs and....that's pretty much it....k! Oh and also you can request anything. ANYTHING! I'll do anything ANYTHING!
JE LEEST
EMO TEXTS
RandomYes....this is how bored i am AND JUST DEAL WITH IT! By the way: includes bad words and other shit...see! YOU HAVE BEEN WARNED!
