SCP OC Files

Things Dr Lavender is not allowed to do

This list exists because similar to Dr Clef AND Dr Ambrose Dr Lavender is a chaotic and even sadistic being with immortality that likes to test the foundations patience and cause mass havoc. So now a rule list has been put in place.

((AN: Dr. Ambrose is a character made to replace Dr.Bright/Shaw due to drama surrounding the two characters creators. So for the better interest of everyone I will just be using this name for them. 

And yes this was originally supposed to be a reference to 'Dr. Bright is not allowed to do' list))

1.) Dr. Lavender is NOT allowed to edit this file in any way shape or form, she has attempted to in the past succeeding and making every rule against Dr. Gears instead. Dr. Lavender is to only VIEW this file and that's it.

2.) Dr. Lavender is not allowed to replace Dr. Clefs shot gun with any toy, nerf gun or 'really good paper mache' 

3.) Dr. Lavender is not permitted to leave the current site she resides in. Nor is she allowed to sneak anyone out of the sites whether they be staff or SCP.
                     1. The only time Dr. Lavender is allowed to leave site is during MTF missions or relocation.

4.) Dr. Lavender is no longer allowed to play these songs while walking down the site hallway.
1.The Macarena
2.Any 'Friday night funkin' song
        1. yes even if they have 'really cool beats though!'
3.My humps
       1.P̶l̶e̶a̶s̶e̶ ̶r̶e̶f̶r̶a̶i̶n̶ ̶f̶r̶o̶m̶ ̶a̶l̶s̶o̶ ̶s̶h̶a̶k̶i̶n̶g̶ ̶y̶o̶u̶r̶ ̶h̶i̶p̶s̶ ̶i̶n̶ ̶t̶h̶e̶ ̶h̶a̶l̶l̶w̶a̶y̶.̶
                    2. No dancing at all.
4.Single ladies
5. The Nyan cat song

5.) Dr. Lavender is not allowed to entertain ANY of Dr. Ambroses ideas, we all know they'll end up badly. 
     1. Yes Dr. Lavender even that one.
      2. Yes Dr. Lavender, we're sure. Now get back to work.

6.) Dr. Lavender is not allowed to find D-class at or claim these are a 'good fit' for D-class personnel:
1. Furry cons
2. Anime cons
3. On the streets
4. Troll Forums
5. on Tik Tok
6. Brony Cons
7. 'your mom'
8. 'Straight Tok'
9. 'Witch Tok'
10. GTA servers
11. Facebook
12. Anti-vaxxers
       1. We may actually re-think this one due to the danger they cause to those around them.
13. Flat earthers
14. 'that bitch who scuffed my shoe.'
15. Dr. Ambrose
16. 'those' youtubers
18. Anyone apart of the 'daganronpa' fandom. especially not with the excuse of 'we could reenact the show'
19. South park fans
20. You're no longer on D-class duty.

7.) Dr. Lavender is not allowed to play Nerf wars with real guns.
    1. Nor is she to play Paint ball with real guns.
          1.Y̶e̶s̶ ̶I̶ ̶c̶a̶n̶
                2. No you can't.

8.) Even though it would be rather adorable to see and possess a plushie of SCP-999. That does NOT mean Dr. Lavender is allowed 'sell marketable plushies' of 0̶9̶6̶,̶ ̶9̶9̶9̶,̶ ̶o̶r̶ ̶0̶4̶9̶.̶ Any SCPs.
                1. No Dr. Lavender we don't need 'merch'
                    2. We aren't THAT desperate for money stop requesting it.

9.) Dr. Lavender is not a god no matter how many times she tries to tell you, yes she does at times seem to possess god like powers and use said powers during code wilted flower, but that does not mean she is any of the following
1. 'High almighty god'
2. A god here to wreak havoc
3. Jesus Christ
4. The 'true' god
5. The Grim reaper
6. the 'god' of anything and everything.
8. Hades
9. The god Loki
10. The devourer of worlds
11. He who shall not be named
12. 'The king'

10.) Dr. Lavender is no longer allowed to use the words 'sus' 'among us' 'sussy' or 'AMONGUS' in text, written form or speaking.

11.) Stop encouraging staff to do extremely dangerous things with the excuse of 'yolo' especially when you're using this against Dr. Ambrose and Dr. Clef they don't fit under the term 'yolo' they are both immortal like you.
            1. No more saying 'YOLO' period.