In bulk

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I walk in to the the White House. I'm escorted to where the meeting will be held. There will be tea and the sugar cubes are laced with fentanyl. That's the one time I almost got my dad. I made sure they're serving kuding cha. It's so bitter sugar cubes are a must. But I'll just sip the bitter tea with with the sugar cubes. I'll make sure I sip before the sugar cube dissolves. Then make a comment about how it's not to my taste and not drink anymore after that. I walk into the door dressed in a red suit and black heels. I'm the first there as expected. I'm early. But I'm the host kinda. As I sit soon Claudette swirls in. I watch her carefully. Her nails. There's a slight discoloration on the red. Her acrylics contain some kind of poison which will probably hurt if it gets on skin. She makes for a hug. I dodge. "Sorry im not great with hugs." I say. She smiles and nods carefully. Everyone even though we come different counties can speak English without any accents. "I get it." She says smiling. "By the way don't try wiping those poisoned acrylics on anything you think I will touch." I say smiling back. Her smile fades. This is why dad and I played hide the weapon. In a meeting it's important to find the weapon and hide your own better than them. "I understand." She says licking her teeth. Her green eyes shimmer in amusement as she searches me and my surrounding area. "Where's the food and tea." She asks. " I don't know. They haven't brought them in yet." I say acting annoyed. The tiniest amount of fentanyl can kill someone. But it can take a few minutes. Which is why when we ask a servant to try everything on the plate they will pass the 15 minute test. Then they will quietly die another 5 minutes later. By then, they're safely out of the room. If need be I can kill everyone in the room. I might have grown up normal but I'm not dumb. Romeo walks in next. His necklace. The cross. It's screw's off and there is a poisoned needle. "Take the necklace off" Claudette and i say instantly backing off. "Ya got me." He says taking the necklace off. "I brought you nail clippers this time Claws" he says. The nickname is a pun. I guess her nails are a signature move. "What for" she says. "For the fucking poisoned acrylics. I mean last time those got near my face I was left with a permanent scar." He says rubbing the bright red scar by his eye. So that was from her. He tosses her the clippers and she clips her nails. "Weapons in the bin" I say pointing to the small bin in the other side of the room. They nod and dump their stuff in the bin. Harry rolls in casually. His glasses slightly slip down. "Bro jacket off." Romeo says. Harry sighs and pulls his jacket down. A gun clatters to the floor. I sigh "Gun in the bin." Harry nods and drops his gun off. Harry and Romeo then do a secret handshake. I forgot they're friends. I look at Claudette and roll my eyes at them with a grin. She laughs and smiles. Last to the party is Isabella. Everyone in the room scans her. "The buns" Claudette days first. Harry rushes over quickly and pulls them out. A small knife clatters to the floor from each bun. "What the fuck? Am I the only one who isn't trying to kill someone? We're here to discuss a marriage." I shout dissatisfied with the group. They didn't catch me I think. If things go bad I can tap the button on under the table and the poisoned sugar cubes will be served instead of the regular ones. A server walks in. "My lords, food and tea will be at the end of your discussion." The server leaves the room with the box of weapons. "So if you agree you will all live in America with me and you'd all be taking my name." I say. "Abs-o-fucking-tely not. We will take my name." Harry says. "In your dreams asshole. I wonder how it would feel too rip that tongue piercing out" Isabella shouts. We argue for a while. "You will only be able to do a five way marriage if you marry me and and I will I let marry you if you take my name." I shout angrily. The four sigh as they consider what I said. After a lot more arguing we agreed on taking my last name but they can make their last names their middle names. So instead of Harry Palumbo he would be Harry Palumbo Rizzo.  I sigh. Finally. "Ok so now that we are getting married let's not try and kill each other yeah." Isabella says. "Says the one who walked in with knives." Claudette shouts. "Woah woah woah. She's right. We can't kill each other or attempt form here on out." Romeo says. The discussion finally ends and I ring for the food. I'm glad I didn't use the poisoned sugar. Because Claudette makes the servant stay 30 minutes in between foods and drink sampling. I would have been caught. "Bro we will be husbands. No homo though" Harry says elbowing Romeo. "Yes homo if we want this too work." I say biting into a cookie. They look at me. "From here on out we have to act homo. Also you know how these work. They will expect us to bang each other in the first night." Claudette says grabbing a macaroon.  The boys look at each other in shock.  "So husbands, yea homo?" Romeo asks in shock. "You two didn't realize being husbands would mean y'all would have to bang each other and not just the girls?" Isabella says in shock. The boys look at each other and nervously laugh. "Anyway we will have a public engagement. I say as two plain gold bands are brought in the room. Three Diamond rings enter. I put inbox the ring and put in my engagement ring. Once everyone has a ring on servants throw us into one room. "We are running out of time. Isabella, China and America are on the rocks right now. You will all be married now. To fix this."  The servant says shitting the door. Shock fills the room.