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I wake up to arguments. "Shut up! I'm trying to sleep." I shout at them. I roll over and close my eyes again. "Bro i for real can't get off the bed. My asshole hurts. You need to carry me to the shower." Romeo shouts. They ignore my plea and continue fighting. "No. You're fucking heavy." Harry shouts. I sigh. I guess it's time to get up. I pick Romeo up and and carry him to the shower. "Ooh THE Harry just got owned by a girl." Claudette says while brushing Isabella's hair out. "So has everyone else showered." I ask "No. None of us have. We were to busy listening to Romeo whine about his ass." Isabella says. I smirk. I think everyone here is sore but Harry. "All right who stole my piercings." Harry shouts. "I took them out to clean them and now they're missing." He raises a scarred eyebrow towards Claudette. "Claws?" He asks. "No fucking way." She says back. I sigh. This is going to be rough. Harry wraps an arm around me. "Remember we're all married now. This type of thing is mean. Only two could have done it. I didn't steal my own piercings, Lucindria was asleep, and Romeo was crying about his ass." He says. "Well Harry if you were a bit smarter, you would put your god damn glasses on and maybe you would see you are wearing them already." Romeo shouts from the shower. "Rizzos please shower and get ready for dressing. You will be on a plane today." A maid calls from the other side of the door. "Shit. Found them." Harry says as he pushes his glasses up. We all laugh at him. "K now we have to shower together. We can help each other so that we're not late." Isabella says getting up. We get to the small shower and file in. "Romeo get the fuck of the ground and stand up like a man." Harry says "says the one who was too pussy to take it." Romeo says. I sigh. "Shut up you two." Claudette says. The bag with Claudette's name in it has a ton of stuff. Well I guess she has very different hair than the rest of us. "If I see any of you use my curly hair products I'll rip you're hair out." Claudette says. "Get those damn nails away from me." Romeo shouts as Claudette swings her fingers towards Romeo. I forgot. Claudette is the one who gave Romeo the red burn scar. It kinda suits him, same with the vitiligo, I can't picture him without them. I mindlessly wash someone's back as someone scrubs my hair. We're in and out in ten minutes. We sit naked ready for the makeup crew. The crew flutters in like silly little birds. They probably don't know how dangerous we are, but think we're just very rich brats who just married for some fame. They bring out some some weird goop and spread it on my legs. RIP. "SON OF A BITCH." I shout. She's ripping my leg hair out. I know I haven't shaved in a while but what the hell. "Please spread your legs." She says. I do so. WOAH WOAH WOAH. She's waxing my vagina. Bro. I haven't even shaved there. Ever. I swear loudly as she moved on the next girl. Why do we need all that hairless. After hours of hair and makeup and waxing we all get to pick out outfits. "Her eyes make it hard to pick an outfit. How about we choose something black." The makeup artists says staring at me.

Her dress.
The artists then go around nit-picking all of us figuring outfits.

Claudette's fit

Isabella's fit.

Harry's fit

Romeos fit
"Aw my lovelies" the silly artists sing as they fly around the room doing last minute things. Once they leave we start looking for ways to hide weapons. "Claws come here" I say grabbing some glass daggers carefully hide them in her hair. She smiles. She has tons of hair. You won't be able to see the weapons and they're easy to grab. We all hide weapons. I'm taking Claudette's signature poisoned nails because I've never done nails. After we're all ready we head out the door. "Let's slay some bitches" Claudette says. We get into our private plane. I guess we are heading to my house first. I fall asleep to the sound of people watching tiktoks and Isabella braiding my long wavy brown hair. I wake up in the arms of Harry. "Oh her royal highness is up now." He says setting me down carefully. I look around Romeo is limping behind us and we're almost to the house. We enter into the pretend house and drop all our stuff. My dogs, Daisy and Lily rush to greet me. "Hey girls!" I say dropping to my knees to hug them. I point to the lab "that's Daisy," and then I point to the Australian shepherd, "and that's Lily." I say. After the dogs calm down we we all go to drink some water. Then there's a knock at the door. "I've got it." Harry says. We all get up and ready our weapons. Harry opens the door casually hiding us and a boy stands on the other side. Kaden. "Who are you?" Kaden maples says holding a huge bouquet of roses a card and some chocolate. "I'm Harry." Shit this isn't going well. "Where's lucy." Kaden asks looking past him. "Busy." He says. "Tell her boy friend is here. She'll come out." Kaden says with a smile. My eyes widen. "Funny because she's my wife." Harry says smirking. "Yeah right." Kaden says. Harry pushes his glasses up. "Also those piercings are gay. You should take them out." Kaden says. That homophobic narcissistic bitch. "Perfect. Cuz I am." Romeo pops out and wraps an arm around Harry. "What's going on?" Romeo says kissing Harry's cheek. "Ew. But then you're not married to lu. Bring me lu." Kaden says. Isabella comes out next. "Why do you want our wife?" She asks. "Huh? Now you're both married to her. Get a grip of yourselves and bring me my girlfriend." Kaden growls. "Actually she's my wife too." Romeo says with a grin. "So now three are married to Lu?" He asks frustrated. "No four. She's my wife too." Claudette says slithering to the door. SMACK. kaden has punched Harry and broken his glasses. Fuck this is about to get dangerous. "What's wrong?" I say pretending to walk to the door. "There you are Lucy. These randoms are saying they're married too you even though we are dating." Kaden says. "We aren't dating. Cleaning my house isn't a date." I say smirking. "And yeah. They are my wives and husbands." I say watching his jaw drop. "If that's all we were in the middle of sex." I say adding to his shock. This is so satisfying. I shut the door on his face. But now I have to calm down Harry and get Harry some new glasses.