Family Guy: Meg Loves Joe

Chapter 4

Disclaimer: I do not own Family Guy; Seth MacFarlane does. I also don't own the cover art.

Later that same night, Joe was asleep in his bed. Joe didn't see Meg spying on him earlier. So, Joe was asleep when he heard his bedroom door open. Joe kept his eyes close and ignored it. He was so tired, and it was probably nothing. Besides, he was safe; his house was locked and he always slept with his gun under his pillow, just in case. Joe then felt the other side of the mattress sink a little. Was Bonnie home? She wasn't due back yet, but maybe she had decided to come home early. Joe talked to her every day on the phone. She never said anything about coming home early. But maybe she wanted to surprise him. He missed her terribly; this week was going horrible. Joe didn't tell Bonnie anything about Meg; he could he handle it. He's a cop, and he has dealt with weirder thing while on duty.

Joe opened his eyes. The light on Bonnie's side of the bed was on. She was home. Joe rolled over, and sure enough, there was someone waiting for him under the blankets. Jo reached under the blanket and put his arm around her. He kissed her cheek. "God, I've missed you." He whispered in the ear.

Meg turned to him. "I missed you, too." She was wearing her nightgown.

Joe was too stunned to react. Meg? Meg! He just kissed Meg! After a few seconds, Joe finally found his voice. "Meg? What are you doing here?" He peered over her at the clock. "It's 3 o' clock in the morning."

Meg sat up. "Joe, have sex with me."

Joe sat up. "Meg, go home."

"No. I want to be with you."

"GET OUT!" Joe pointed his right finger toward the door. That's when he noticed it for the first time: he was handcuffed. What was he handcuffed to?

As if reading his mind, Meg held up her left wrist. He was handcuffed to her.

"Meg, where's the handcuff key? WHERE'S THE KEY!"

"I swallowed it. Now just lay back and relax."

Did he just hear her right? Still looking at Meg, Joe reached out to his wheelchair. He always slept with it right next to him. But when he went to grab it, he lost his balance and almost fell off the bed. He turned. His chair was gone! So Joe went to grab his cell phone off his night stand. Not there. He was stuck. Joe turned back to Meg. "Meg, you don't want to do this."

"But, Mr. Swanson, I love you!"

"No you don't, Meg."

"Yes, I do."

"No, you don't! Not really!"

They started hearing Susie cry in the next room.

"Now you woke Susie up!" Joe had to get to her. "Where'd you put the chair!"

"I won't tell you until you have sex with me!" Meg pushed Joe back down. She got on top of him and started unbuttoning his shirt. Joe didn't want to do what he was about to, but he was desperate. He reached behind his pillow for his gun; maybe he could scare her. But it was also missing.

"Looking for this?" Meg pointed Joe's gun at him.

Joe tried to remain calm. "You know, you shouldn't point a gun at people."

"Don't worry, Joe. I won't shoot, as long as you cooperate."

"MEG, GIVE ME THE DAMN GUN!" Joe lunged himself at Meg. He had to get that gun. Meg whacked him with his nightstick. Did she think on everything, thought Joe as he fell back from the blow.

She tore his shirt off, then she slid his pants off. Okay, time to panic. "Meg, NO!" Why couldn't he handle this? He's a cop!

He was getting reading to tear his underwear off, when a voice came from the doorway.

"Meg, stop!"

Meg turned, startled. Joe also looked toward the door. It was Brian.

"Meg, get off of Joe."

"But Brian..."

"Get off of Joe or I'm waking Peter and Lois."

Meg got off of Joe. "How did you know that I was here."

"I followed Lois into Stewie's room to watch Lois breastfeed Stewie. After she left, Stewie told me that you were watching Joe get undressed."

Joe turned to Meg.

"He said that he was afraid you were going to come and try to have sex with him. So here I am."

"Brian, go home. I need to do this."

Brian walked up beside Meg. "Meg, you don't need to resort to forcing sex on Joe. One day, you will find a guy who wants to have sex with you. You are a wonderful girl who's becoming a beautiful and desirable young woman."

Meg smiled. "Aww, thanks Brian." Meg and Brian hugged. "I don't know what to do; I swallowed the key to these handcuffs." She held up her wrist.

"Be right back."

Brian ran out of the room. Five minutes later, he returned and approached Meg. He took Meg's wrist and unlocked the handcuff from her.

Meg got out of the bed. "Come on, Brian. Let's go home."

Brian and Meg left Joe's house, and went home.

The next day, Joe was watching TV with Susie in his lap. He had slept in this morning, tired from last night. When he woke up, he had thought that it was a dream. But his wrist was still cuffed and his chair was still missing. Joe took his handcuff off, then he rolled out of bed and looked for his chair (turned out it was in the living room).

So Joe and Susie was watching TV when Bonnie walked through the front door. She approached them. "Hi."

"Hi!" Joe was so excited to see his wife. So was Susie.

Bonnie bent down and picked Susie up. "Hi, Sweetie." She kissed her daughter. Then she kissed Joe. "How was your week?"

"Okay."

"Anything happen while I was gone?"

Joe thought for a minute. Should he tell her? "No."

A/N:  That's it for this fic. Thanks for reading!