Family Guy: Meg Loves Joe

Chapter 2

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Joe was awaken by the sound of Susie crying. He couldn't get to her a quickly as Bonnie could, but he did his best. He got into his wheelchair and wheeled to Susie's room. Susie was laying in her crib.

That was weird, thought Joe. He could've sworn he heard Susie cry. Joe checked on her, then went back to his room. It was time for him to start getting ready, anyway. Joe went into his bathroom and started to get ready. After Joe was finally ready, he wheeled into the kitchen, where Susie was already up, dressed, and in her high chair eating dry cereal. And he saw Meg. Meg was standing at the counter, preparing two plates of bacon and eggs. A pitcher of orange juice was sitting on the table, along with two glasses.

Meg turned around, the two plates in her hands. She had on a light green dress which showed off her cleavage, a gold necklace, and pink lipstick. Her head was missing her usual pink beanie. She smiled at Joe. "Good morning, Mr. Swanson!"

Joe's eyes went to Meg's cleavage. Gross! He held his hand over his mouth.

"Mr. Swanson, are you okay? You look sick."

Suddenly, Joe ran to his bathroom. He jumped out of his chair onto the edge of the commode, and puked. Meg followed him and waited outside the bathroom door. She listened as Joe retched and vomited. After several minutes, Joe climbed back into his chair, washed his face, adjusted his hat, and went out of the bathroom, where Meg was waiting.

"Feel better, Mr. Swanson?"

No, thought Joe.

They went back into the kitchen. Breakfast was on the table.

"I made you breakfast."

"You didn't have to do that."

"I know, but I wanted to. You risk your life every day for the citizens of Quahog. You deserve to have someone make you breakfast."

"Well, thanks. But I'm going to skip breakfast and go on to work." Joe kissed Susie, then turned to leave.

"Wait, Mr. Swanson!"

Joe stopped. Meg gave Joe was hug and kissed his cheek. Joe left. That was weird, thought Joe. Oh well, maybe she was just happy that I let her baby-sit today.

That evening, when Joe came home from work Meg was on the living room floor, playing with Susie. She looked up when Joe wheeled in. "Hi, Mr. Swanson. How was your day?"

"It was okay." Joe got out of his chair and sat on the couch.

Meg stopped playing with Susie and joined him.

"So how was everything here?" Joe asked Meg.

"Fine." She slid closer to Joe.

"Any problems?"

"Nope." Meg said as she slid still closer to Joe.

Joe tried to scoot over, but he was already sitting against the armrest. Finally, Meg was sitting right against Joe.

"So, Mr. Swan...I mean, Joe." Meg leaned closer to Joe. "I was wondering if you'd like to go out tomorrow."

Joe was very uncomfortable. Was she asking him on a date?

"Uh, Meg. That would be illegal."

"What! We're just two friends going out to dinner. Is that illegal?"

"Well, no. But..."

"Come on."

Joe sighed. "Okay."

Joe looked away at the sound of Susie laughing. Meg took advantage of this and slid her hand on Joe's leg. She rubbed it up and down, glad that he couldn't feel what she was doing. Suddenly, Joe turned to Meg. He saw what she was doing.

"Meg, I think you better leave."

Meg got up. "Okay. Bye, Joe." She blew him a kiss, then left.

Later that evening, after Joe had taken off his uniform, Meg snuck back in and stole his uniform. She rubbed it against her face. This uniform had been sitting against his body all day. She sniffed it. It smelled just like him. She took it home and slept with it.