Sanegiyuu

Special oneshots

(happy bday to one of my readers 😘 and when is you guys bday? I would like to make another special oneshots aswell)(also there's narusasu cuz yeah your mama silly)

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"Oh no I'm late for school!!" Tomioka thought as he ran with a bread in his mouth..

Then..

BAM!!

Tomioka ran into a guy! I wonder who it would be??

It's ... SHINAZUGAWA SANEMI! the highschool bully

*Insert cool stance for sanemi*

"Watch where your going nerd!" Sanemi said menacingly

The bread fell off tomioka's mouth

'not the bread!' tomioka ignored sanemi

"Hey I'm talking to you!!" Sanemi pointed at tomioka but tomioka looked at him monotonely

Tomioka stood up and accused sanemi?!
"You killed the bread" tomioka lowered his head covering his eyes with his bangs

Sanemi stayed silent...then BAM BAM BOOM sanemi got thrown to the wall

"You emo! How dare you!!" Sanemi growled like a Chihuahua

"Shut up dog." Tomioka glared at sanemi

Then tomioka Naruto run towards his school and saw SASUKE KISSING NARUTO GASO GASP GASP

(What am I doing with my life..)

"Oh shit dobe someone saw us lets make out somewhere else" Sasuke gasped and kawaii girl run outside the school and Naruto is just... Naruto!

Tomioka ignored them and menacingly walked inside the school

"Tomioka!" Tengen the husband material walked with tomioka

And then muichiro the sassy kid walked with him aswell

"Oh em gee it's the emo,sassy, and the material gworl walking here!" One of the students said

Tomioka went inside his classroom

"Tch..you're late" obanai the simp #2 said

"This is why no one likes you " kocho the mosquito attracter smiled

"on my god, I'm pansexual panicking right now" kanroji sipped her strawberry milk

"Let's get married dango girl" kocho told kanroji and now obanai and her are fighting while kanroji is sipping her strawberry milk cutely

Tomioka sat down at the back of the class cause he's a cool boy and also muichiro

Then there was the highschool baddie bully sanemi shinazugawa kicking the door down

"Dude your broke stop trying to break doors down that you can't afford damn" muichiro rolled his eyes

"Shut up brother stealer" shinazugawa sat infront of tomioka

Then the teacher came inside because also late teehee

-_-_-_-__-_-_-_-(your mom is in a sIlLy GoOfY mOoD right now)-_-_-_-_---_-_-_-_-

After school tomioka saw NARUTO FUCKING SASUKE WHAT THE FUCK?! GASP GASP GASP

"LoL small dick" tomioka turned around and walked fashionably

"Oh my god it's my bully" tomioka whispered to himself

"Tomioka." Shinazugawa looked at tomioka romantically ignoring the scene behind tomioka

"Shinazugawa.." tomioka looked at sanemi cutely

"Wanna go to the arcade..?" Sanemi scratched his head still ignoring the narusasu thing

Tomioka nodded and they both left to the arcade holding each other's hand

-_-_--_-_-_--_--_-_-_-_--_-_-_-_-_-_-

"Dude your noob." Tomioka said as he beat sanemi again

"Bitch shut up" sanemi then do the game seriously but still lost

They both ate food and walked eachother home

"Let's meet.again..?" Tomioka looked at sanemi and put his bangs behind his ear

Sanemi nodded

.....

Then they both got married cuz hehe cute cute hehehehehehehehehehhe

.......I'm so sorry you had to read that- oh well hope you love my bday gift cuz high momma 💋💋💋💋