(the best ones are at the end)
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Simeon: my phone won't turn on
Levi: press the power button
Simeon: I did
Levi: give the phone to me
Simeon: ok
Levi: Simeon. your phone's battery died
Simeon: OH MY GOD!! poor phone, is it okay?
Levi:......
MC:*snort*
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*Mammon with headphones*
Lucifer: what's mammon doing?
MC: Vacuuming
Lucifer: the power cord isn't plugged in though
MC: I know, he's been doing that for the past 10 minutes. I'm seeing how long he's until he notices
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Mammon to Belphie: everything that comes out of your mouth is stupid!
Belphie: Mammon
Mammon:....
The rest of the brothers and MC: *laughing*
MC: well done, but apologise pls
Belphie: no
MC: I won't wake you up tommorow at 6am
Belphie*sarcasm: I'm sorry Mammon
Mammon: Yeah! apologise to The Great Mammon ya' sleepy losa'!!!!!(loser)
MC:*slaps Mammon on the head* Belphie take that back
Belphie: I will
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Belphie= asleep
MC: Belphie, can you let go, I need to go to school
Belphie: No
MC: they're selling ultra soft pillows in Akuzon
Belphie: give me my DDD
MC:*gives DDD*
Belphie: ur right. wait. they only sell IN STORE. *gets up and goes to akuzon*
MC: I'mma wake up the rest of the HoL
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Solomon: why are you in detention
Satan: We played a prank on Lucifer
Solomon: We?
*Belphie and MC come out from under the table*
MC: yeah, we
Solomon: what did you do?
Belphie:*grumble*we gave Lucifer a cursed book
MC: Satan cursed the book so that when opened, the holder would be splashed in pink glitter glue, his suit is now pink
Solomon: Then why are you two here (Belphie and MC)
Belphie: I bought the book
MC: I stole the glue from Asmo and Lucifer's shared art supplies.
Solomon: Lucifer has art supplies?
Belphie: I brought you a present *grins*
Solomon: *sus*
Belphie: it's a different book
MC: it is a different book, take it!
Solomon:*takes the book and opens it*
Satan: *laughing*
Solomon:*death stare*
Belphie: IT'S NOT EVEN PINK GLITTER GLUE!
MC: yeah it's BLUE glitter
Solomon: ...
Belphie: see its a different book, its not pink glitter, its blue
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Satan: Is anyone free to help me with the laundry today
Levi, Mammon,Asmo and Lucifer: no
MC & Belphie: We'll help
The brothers: wtf BELPHIE? YOU?
Belphie: yes
The anti Luci squad: *goes to the laundry room*
*1 hr later*
Lucifer: what's taking them so long?
Lucifer:*goes to the laundry room*
Satan: *hits Lucifer on the head*
The rest of the bros: What's that sound? + where's Lucifer?
Asmo, Mammon, Levi & Beel: *enters the laundry room* wtf
Satan: *adding finishing touches to a castle made of laundry*
Lucifer: *in the dungeon of the castle, death stare* I will punish you
Belphie: *In his Frozen P.J's on top of the fort* LET IT GOOO, LET IT GOOOO!
MC: *carrying Belphie and throwing the bedsheets and clothes around* LET IT GOOOOOOOOO!
The brothers & MC-minus Belphie: This is the most energy Belphie's had since we fell
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Heres a Lucifer picture, a classic
469 words,
Lmao this has more words than
a chapter in one of my stories
YOU ARE READING
Obey Me! stuff||brothers+dateables
FanfictionWant Obey Me! memes headcannons, incorrect quotes and one shots? HERE YOU GOO *I'm dying from laughter*
