"OPEN THE DOOR." {Y!MANDELA CATALOGUE}

GAY OR BRITISH?

{A meme haha.
-MALE READER
-Ft.The boisss
-and some ocs...}

(Intruder)
There! Right There!
Look at that tan, that tinted skin
Look at the killer shape he's in
Look at that slightly stubly chin
Oh Please he's gay, totally gay

(N)
I'm not about to celebrate
Every trait could indicate the totally straight expotriate.
This guy's not gay, I say not gay

(All)
That is the elephant in the room
Well, is it relevant to assume
that a man who wears perfume
is automatically matically fay?

(Gabriel)
But look at his coiffed and crispy locks

(Intruder)
Look at his silk translucent socks

(Six)
There's the eternal paradox
Look what we're seeing

(Intruder)
What are we seeing?

(PJ)
Is he gay?

(Intruder)
Of course he's gay

PJ
Or British?

(All)
ohhhhhh
Gay or British?
It's hard to guarantee
Is he gay or British?

(Kien)
Well, hey don't look at me

Vian
You see they bring their boys up different
in those charming foreign ports
They play peculiar sports

(All)
In shiny shirts and tiny shorts
Gay or foreign fella?
The answer could take weeks
They will say things like "ciao bella"
while they kiss you on both cheeks

(Intruder)
Oh please

(All)
Gay or British?
So many shades of gray

(PJ)
Depending on the time of day
The French go either way

(All)
Is he gay or British?
or-

(Karuu)
There! Right There!
Look at that condescending smirk
Seen it on every guy at work
That is a metro-hetro jerk
That guy's not gay, I say no way

(All)
That is the elephant in the room
Well is it relevant to presume
that a hottie in that costume

(Intruder)
Is automatically, radically

(N)
Ironically, cronically

(PJ)
Scurtinly, curtainly

(Kien)
Genetically, netically

*Male! Y/n Walks outside of Mark and Sarah's house

(All)
Gay!
Officially Gay!
Officially Gay, Gay, Gay, Gay!

*Sarah asks him if she got the recipe correct.

Dammit

Gay or British?

(Kien)
So stylish and relaxed

(All)
Is he gay or European?

(Hiro)
I think his abs are Cool 0_0

(Jade)
But they bring their boys up different there
It's culturally diverse
It's not a fashion curse

(All)
If he wears a kilt or bears a purse
Gay or just exotic?
I still can't crack the code

(Gabriel)
Yet his accent is hypnotic
but his shoes have messily tied shoe laces!

(All)
Huh
Gay or British?
So many shades of gray

(June)
But if he turns out straight
I'm free at 8 on saturday

(All)
Is he gay or Britisb?
Gay or British?
Gay or Bri-

(Spellaster)
Wait a minute!
Give me a chance to crack this guy
I have an idea I'd like to try

(Intruder)
The floor is yours

(Spellaster)
So Mr. L/n...
This alleged affair with Mr. Torres, Heathcliff, Marshall, And Murray has been going on for?

(Male Y/n)
2 years

(Spellaster)
And your first name again is...?

(Male Y/n)
M/n.{male name}

(Spellaster)
And your boyfriend's name is...?

(M/n)
Mark, Cesar, Adam, Jonah-

I'm sorry! I misunderstand
You said Boyfriends
I thought you said best friends
They are my best friend

(*Best friend)
You bastard!
You lying bastard!
That's it
I no cover for you, no more!

Peoples
I have a big announcement
This man is gay and British!
And neither is disgrace
you've got to stop your being
a completely closet case

No matter what he say
I sware he never ever ever swing the other way
You are so gay
You big parfait!
You flaming boy in cabaret

(M/n)
I'm straight!

(*Best friend)
You were not yesterday

So if I may, I'm proud to say
He's gay!

(All)
And British!

(*Best friend)
He's gay!

(All)
And British!

(Best friend)
He's gay!

(All)
And British and Gay!

(M/n)
Fine okay I'm gay!

(All)
Hooray!

(*The boizz at the Corner:

Mark:0///0
Cesar:*Insert Cocky smirk, horny freak.
Adam: e-eh?
Jonah:*Nose bleed intensifies.