Cole's EPIC Talks About Random Things

The part where I introduce Myself

It is I, Cole.
Yes it's me, this isn't really a book per say, just a place where I will occasionally post my thoughts on random subjects, most definetly not serious things, like how spiders deserve more appreciation in this society. Or how top hats should be normalized. Anyway, I'm here to tell you about the most absurd, random, and downright stupid things that my hollow mind can conjure. I guess it's sorta similar to a diary because I'll talk about my experiences but im not gonna explain my life to you. Now, prepare to hear some wacky things, specifically, epic.

BTW is your refrigerator running?

BECAUSE YOU BETTER GO CATCH IT AHAHAHAHAHAHA