Once upon a time,there lived a person no one knew the last name of, and that person was Obama.
Obama lived in a big house on a yacht with his wife, and 60 billon kids they ate all sorts of exotic foods including escargo, and laptops.
Their children's names included cloud,sky,gas,water,fire,air,Joe,mama,edric,a,b,c,d,e,f,g,h,I,j,k,l,m,n,o,p,q,r,s,t,u,v,w,x,y,and,z,Jasonderulo, Shawty, marinette, Alya, Adrian,nino,banana,and Joel the other kids didn't have names but they all lived on a yacht that on various occasions someone got thrown off of.
He was married to a wonderful man after leaving his wife due to her eating their children that she had so much pain giving birth to.Later he found out that by eating children it made him appear as if he was 2( a lot of 0's here) year's younger!
He then repeated to eat all 60 billion remaining kids and left them to rot on the yacht.
Later he woke up only to see the whole world in pieces because everyone was eating kids lol.
He found a way to stop the peeps from eating the kids and they all lived happily ever after. Yet to this day we still don't know Obamas last name.
