The plane ride was long and boring. My parents destroyed my old phone so I have no form of entertainment except watching the 50 year old flight attendant flirt with Tobey. It's pretty hysterical because he's like my brother and I find his discomfort to be just the thing to keep me occupied. He goes to the bathroom so I devise a plan.
I wave over the creepy attendant and whisper "My brother has a huge crush on you but is too shy to say anything. He's socially awkward and couldn't tell you himself, so he asked me. If you tell him about me sharing this info with you though, he'll get really embarrassed and deny everything. So do you think you could take the reins in this relationship opportunity and help me out here? I want him to be happy." She instantly nods in thanks and yanks down her shirt and then pulls up her skirt....gross. She looks like a melted Barbie.
Tobey walks down the aisle and nods to me in greeting, I turn my head so that he can't see my grin. The attendant whom I shall call M.B. (melted Barbie) shimmies over and bends down to display an image that I unfortunately have branded into my brain. Tobey looks green, M.B. turns towards us with what I assume is her ' seductive' smile (which is basically her right eye twitching and her lips curling inward yet upward at the same time...)
Tobey shifts uncomfortably as she drags her claws across his chest. I giggle as he shifts again, but closer to me. Suddenly M.B. grabs his face and kisses him. And I'm not talking about a peck, I'm talking about deep French kissing, or at least she is and Tobey just sits there too surprised to move. She starts to touch his hair when he snaps out of it and pushes her away with a look of pure freakedoutedness. I giggle which turns into a full out laugh. Soon I'm struggling with air and receiving strange looks from other passengers.
I'm being ignored by Tobey so I decide to sleep for the rest of the flight.
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