Jake Muller [Oneshots / Headcanons / Anything]

🖤 He's drunk 🖤

FORMAT : HEADCANONS
THEME(S) : NEUTRAL
REQUESTER : NONE

TW : DRINKING, MENTIONS OF VIOLENCE

Summary ~ Your beloved redhead got drunk, what does he do and what does he act like?

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( ´ ▽ ' )b - Ah, Jake Muller, our beloved show-off and daddy issues haver
( ´ ▽ ' )b - Jake surprisingly doesn't drink a lot for his ripe, usually chaotic age
( ´ ▽ ' )b - But even so, he has a high alcohol tolerance, so it will take more than two glasses of something strong to get him drunk
( ´ ▽ ' )b - But when he does get drunk? Woo boi buckle up because this man is about to show you what made the 20's roar (get it? Because he's apparently 20? Okay I give up)
( ´ ▽ ' )b - He's a lot more loose and giggly when drunk, from time to time you can catch him doing those little side-to-side hops you see in idle animations of characters from fighting games
( ´ ▽ ' )b - He's a flirt, ofcourse he is, but unlike his sober self, his drunk self is more of a cheesy, helpless romantic kind of flirt
( ´ ▽ ' )b - He'll go on and on about how your eyes sparkle, how nice your skin is, how soft your lips are, and so on, this man is very observant afterall
( ´ ▽ ' )b - If he gets drunk then it's relatively fine, he does, however, hog the entire bed when he goes to sleep while drunk, y'know that thing kids do when they sleep like a starfish? Yeah he does that unfortunately...
( ´ ▽ ' )b - If he gets drunk at a pub and you're not around you may be greeted with a slightly scratched and bruised Jake Muller at your front door at 10 PM - 2 AM
( ´ ▽ ' )b - If he gets drunk in a public place and you're there however, he keeps switching between bodyguard mode and jealousy
( ´ ▽ ' )b - His drunk self doesn't give a single care in the world if people see him smothering you with kisses, in fact he wants them to see! He wants everyone to know that you're taken, taken by THE Jake Muller
( ´ ▽ ' )b - Once he got so drunk he started singing that one song that goes 'Country roads, take me home' with a horrendous amount of voice cracks
( ´ ▽ ' )b - He's much more touchy and clingy and lovely dovely when drunk, he'll do whatever it takes to see you smile, even if it means making a total fool of himself by doing a stupid dance or getting on one knee only to end up tying his shoelaces
( ´ ▽ ' )b - However, he's also a big stubborn baby, he'll get annoyed by the way someone talks, walks, drinks, eats, smiles, and then grumbles about it under his breath
( ´ ▽ ' )b - He constantly, constantly thinks out loud when drunk, half the time it's adorable stuff like how he thinks you're cute and adorable, and how he's lucky to have you, and the other times it gets him in trouble when he mumbles to himself how stupid and irritating some tough guy looks and how he could probably whoop his ass
( ´ ▽ ' )b - But yeah, 8.5/10, get yourself a Jake!
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