HOW TO WRITE A KINGDOM HEARTS FANFICTION:
CHAPTER 5
The zippers.
The zippers.
The zippers.
THE ZIPPERS.
Every frikkin person in KH wears zippers. I swear to kami, and the zippers only get worse as the series progresses. They appear everywhere on everyone. Everywhere. They. Are. Everywhere.
So naturally, your OC absolutely positively MUST have zippers. No joke. Plural. More than one zipper. You need them. You will not fit in anywhere in the KH universe if you do not have at least two zippers.
That's... kinda sad.
But it's also life for the worlds of KH. It's the new black... for eleven years, but that's besides the point (eh)! So, you're character has to be wearing something on this list I'm about to show you; whether you like it or not. You're OC can't wear a Niagara Falls t-shirt and jeans. No, no. This is what they have to wear (some mandatory, some not):
1. Zippers (mandatory--at least two)
2. Funky belts
3. Odd match-ups in clothing color (mandatory--like blue, black, and red all together)
4. Gravity-defying baggy clothing
5. Big shoes
6. Something you know that I forgot to add but is definitely mandatory
But yes, this is it. You must have something from that list above, especially number 1 and 6, because I explain stuff sooo well. It was a rather short chapter, but I'll most likely go back and edit, per usual. Number 6 might extend to 7 but ya never know.
Next chapter: Physical appearance, such as eyes and skin and hair. I don't know how to make a joke out of this so... laugh at my lack of joke!!
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