Driving with bob was..kindaa a problem. He didn't fit in the car from how tall he was. (skill issue) You didn't drive a small car, but you didn't drive a big one either. So he was kinda squished. "Uh pfft..you good there bobby?" You asked him trying bot to laugh. He just stared at you then back at the road. "We're almost at my house anyway." You looked back at him and started bursting out laughing. It shouldn't even be that funny to you but you couldn't help it.
After you arrived home you got out the car and opened the door for bob. In the process of him getting out he bumped his forehead onto the door roof thingy. "Never again am I going in that tiny car of yours." He mentioned getting out rubbing his head. "Aw c'mon it wasn't THAT bad." You laughed walking inside the house. "Oh bob remember that meat you gave me at the hospital? Weelll I was hoping you would teach me to make it! It was so delicious!" You giggled and looked back at him but he was dead silent. "Bob?" Poking his shoulder to get his attention. "O-oh.. well what meat do you have?" You were kinda suspicious about why he went dead silent in the first place. I mean it was just meat. Unless he was like mr crabs and you were plankton trying to steal his secret ingredient.
"Well I have this big slab of ribs out in the sink. I was planning to make some ribs today, but since you're here and such a great cook. Maybe you could teach me how to make the best ribs?" He chuckled and obeyed. "Sure i'll teach ya. But on one condition." He smirked down at you. "ANYTHING" You clasped your hands together practically jumping up and down a bit. "You have to look away for my secret ingredient." You looked at him in disappointment, eyes half lidded. "Ugh fine." Huffing at him, like a mad puppy. He taught you the steps of how he preps the meat. It was fun. You thought of how nice it was to have bob around at your house. I mean other then hanging out at a butchering room. It smelled weird, not the ideal place for best friends to be hanging out right. You don't even know what you two were at this point. You confessed to him and he did the same. At least you think? You just thought of what relationship you two had. "Y/n thats too much pepper." You snapped out of your trance and looked at the ribs. "Oh." You apologized just saying you were think about some stuff. He chuckled and then came the sauce. It was probably the messiest thing you guys ever done. You were rubbing the sauce all over the pig until you had the best idea ever. "Hey bob can you get some milk from the fridge?" He looked at you and nodded. You snickered and filled your hands with sauce. Slapping some on his arm when he turned around. Bursting out laughing, he imminently put the milk down and started rubbing some on your face. "EEEWW HEHAH" You both laughed the whole time practically having a war with sauce. You guys stopped because of how much you were laughing. "Now im covered in sauce." You chuckled a bit. "How about you go take a shower and I'll continue making the ribs?" You nodded and walked upstairs to take a shower. While you were upstairs Bob added a bit of human blood he just had happened to carry around or something. After spreading the blood on the ribs he finally put then in the oven waiting for you to come down. After all that was his secret ingredient.
