TRUNKS' NARRATION: Hello. My name is Trunks. And this is my story. (shows a more grown (Y/N) at a house; Trunks is a kid and is she's being held by Bulma while she sleeps)
(Y/N) then leaves the house with a new gi on.
TRUNKS' NARRATION: He loved me and my siblings with all his heart. I was the oldest. Dad's wifes died years ago as hunters or criminals against a foe. He was the only survivor of the fights not because he ran but because they kept defeating him humiliating him.
TRUNKS' NARRATION: Leaving the fate of Remnant with little hope even against grimm.
(cut to a bustling city)
TRUNKS' NARRATION: Over the next thirteen years, the Androids and grimm would destroy small town after small town, working their way up. Maybe that's why we reacted the way we did...
TJ: And welcome back, folks, to TJ...
WOMBAT: And the Wombat! Wombat! Wombat.
WOMAN: Me so horny.
TJ: Starting us off this hour with sports. The College BattleBall Association has had to disband entirely...
WOMBAT: As most of its players and associate colleges have been destroyed by the Cyborgs!
VOICE: (laughter) Wipeout...
TJ: Speaking of which, in Cyborg News... (Terminator theme plays with the moan of a woman at the end)
(the city is under attack by the Cyborgs)
WOMBAT: As we currently speak, Paprikaburg is under siege by the mechanical threat!
TJ: But on the brighter side, Wombat's getting married! (wedding song plays with the moan of a woman playing again at the end)
WOMBAT: That's right! Unfortunately, my beloved fiancé resides in Paprikaburg, and is probably most certainly dying as we speak. (funeral music plays with another moan of a woman at the end)
Cut to Bulma and Trunks riding in a car.
WOMBAT: But, silver-lining: I'm single again!
AUSTIN POWERS: Oh, behave! (Austin Powers theme intro plays until Bulma changes the station)
BULMA: *sighs* I miss country.
TRUNKS: Mom...do you believe in destiny?
BULMA: I'm a scientist, so no. But Pyrrha did...
TRUNKS: Paprikaburg is only thirty miles from here! If I hurry, I could save someone!
BULMA: (stops the car) Or you could die like your other moms!
TRUNKS: Why do you say that everytime I want to go fight them?
BULMA: Because you are 15, I'm 37.
TRUNKS' NARRATION: My mother had been 37 for ten years...
BULMA: No means no. End of discus-- (Trunks flies off) Oh, no! Just-just fly away! That's fine! (thinking) God...bless her.
Cut back to Paprikaburg where 17 is chasing screaming civilians in a car.
CYBORG 17: Hey, 18! You keepin' score?
CYBORG 18: Why would I be doing that?
CYBORG 17: *sighs* You said you would!
CYBORG 18: No, you said, 'Hey, check this shit out!', then jumped in a car.
CYBORG 17: Aw, come on, sis. Is this about the shop earlier?
Flashback of 18 walking toward a car holding a couple of new clothes.
CYBORG 18: Oh, man. You wouldn't believe this haul. This is why I love these little inner-city shops. They always have the best brands... (17 destroys the shop with a finger blast) What the hell?! Why did you blow it up?! They were giving me free clothes!
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The idiot Saiyan of Remnant (Male Reader x RWBY)
FanfictionThe Sayain's a family that went through many many tough trials and now there's only one left. One thing's for sure the last will fight anyone and anything for what he wants.
