𝐬𝐚𝐩𝐩𝐲 𝐛𝐢𝐭𝐜𝐡𝐞𝐬 ✦ honey bear stan account

𝟔𝟗 𝐭𝐡𝐢𝐧𝐠𝐬 𝐰𝐞 𝐥𝐨𝐯𝐞 𝐚𝐛𝐨𝐮𝐭 𝐚𝐫𝐢𝐚𝐧𝐚 𝐠.𝐝.

from apparently_here and _xXBunnyFreakxX_
(because i've known you for 69 weeks. and also funny number.)

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1. the face she probably made when she read the title
2. our clown to clown communication (sustains the chat fr)
3. the fact that she thinks vivaldi is a bottom (the only right answer)
4. her middle name
5. her ridiculously huge ass heart
6. her equally huge brain
7. queen of angst [second only to stormy ;)]
8. her extensive knowledge on vaguely illegal stuff
9. her voice (specifically the accent) 🐸🎩
10. her ability to subtly untie shoelaces
11. her lockpicking abilities (which explains how she stole our hearts)
12. her eyes when she smiles
13. her...decent sleep schedule
14. her taste in animated movies (toothless stan account)
15. her impeccable taste in fictional men (this is about gallahan and callum)
16. how hard she tries
17. how hard she keeps trying
18. how hard she pushes us to try
19. her talent for coming up with nicknames
20. her talent for finding very seggsy picrews
21. the way she draws eyes
22. the way she makes 8028 km seem like nothing at all
23. the fact that she can ice skate???? that's so fucking cool. pun intended.
24. her mood boards
25. her writing. i cannot stress this enough. i want to eat her writing.
26. her simpery (it's amusing)
27. her denial of her simpery (even more amusing)
28. 'Ari sent a chat' in my notifs bc i know i've received tea
29. her dog
30. her don't-forget-my-face snaps
31. her handwriting (specifically w french)
32. the way she can play the violin, the clarinet and the saxophone but still hasn't played me!!
33. our shared love for cursed images
34. how she casually sent me pictures of her house (she'd probably send her address if i asked)
35. how she's in denial about her spit kink (it's ok, we're very accepting)
36. personal hypewoman (she's too good at it)
37. her strongly worded emails
38. her dilf teacher
39. her talents as an oracle
40. the fact that she can't spell c̶o̶u̶s̶h̶i̶n̶ ̶c̶u̶s̶h̶i̶n̶ ̶c̶o̶u̶s̶h̶i̶o̶n̶  cushion
41. or j̶e̶a̶r̶s̶e̶y̶   jersey
42. rehtegot did ew gniht txet sdrawkcab eht
43. that one time we tried to work out together and i died and she still supported me
44. the fact that some guy was so into her he bought her nitro (i'd do that too tbh)
45. her ability to choke on her own spit 928398 times
46. her ability to get kicked from the gc
47. that one grinch sock of hers
48. how opinionated she is
49. queen of sass queen of ass
50. her creativity!!!
51. her humour
52. how accepting she is
53. how she's the only reason stormy hasn't lost their sanity with writer's block
54. her voice (i must restate: the first time we vc-ed i had to stay muted bc i kept giggling)
55. her honesty
56. how she don't take no bs
57. her loyalty
58. her vocabulary (stormy approved)
59. how articulated she is (sometimes)
60. how supportive she is
61. how her solution to people problems is violence (it would work if i wasn't a pussy)
62. she's the manifestation of sunshine
63. the way she throws a tantrum with grace
64. how she's an amazing listener
65. ride or die material
66. her flair for the dramatics
67. the way she pavlov's dog-ed us into a serotonin rush when she texted
68. how she collects spouses like pokemon
69. the fact that 69 weeks with you doesn't seem like enough. here's to many, many more.

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