Yang-NEWW BATTTTLEEEEE!
Ruby-Next one next one next one!
Weiss-*irritated*OMG YOU TWO! Give blade some time to arrange.
Me-Allll righty! Next Battle Incoming.
The screen turns on
Wiz: Goku Black, the body-stealing arbiter of divine justice.
Yang-Hey is'nt that Goku?
Me-No. That's Zamasu. You'll see what I mean.
Boomstick: And the Reverse-Flash, DC's psychopathic speedster fanboy.
Wiz: They say imitation is the sincerest form of flattery...
Boomstick: But I'd say the sincerest form of flattery is NOT trying to kill your superhero husbando.
We cut to Wiz and Boomstick.
Boomstick: He's Wiz and I'm Boomstick.
Wiz: And it's our job to analyze their weapons, armor, and skills to find out who would win... a Death Battle.
GOKU BLACK
Wiz: What consumes the thoughts of a god? What do immortals dream of with all the time in the world? In Zamasu's case, his one goal was divine justice.
Salem-Blegh! Stupid Justice...
Ruby-Hey I think it's another hero.
Jaune-I second that.
Me-Nope Wrong!
Nora-Huh? But why?
Boomstick: Yeah, this guy's got major Final Fantasy big bad energy all over him.
Wiz: As the assistant to Universe 10's Supreme Kai, Zamasu prized, above all else, cosmic order and natural beauty.
Boomstick: Ooh, that reminds me! Did you know I can burp and fart at the same time? Here, let me try!
He inhales and does exactly that.
Everyone-EWWWWW BOOMSTICK!
Wiz: Unsurprisingly, Zamasu despised the inherently chaotic nature of mortals. Being seemingly unwilling to lift themselves out of their own cycle of violence and stupidity, like some people I know.
Ozpin-He hates Humans?
Adam-Finally Someone who understands about Humans being evil.
Blake-*irritated*You would enjoy that wouldn't you?
Boomstick: Yeah, I know those people too. His heart was clouded, until the day he met Son Goku.
Yang-Hey It's Goku!
Wiz: With God Ki, Goku could match blows with the God of Destruction, Beerus. Their clash nearly destroyed the entirety of Universe 7, a cosmological structure at least nine times larger than our own universe. At most, it could even be as large as thirteen times greater than ours. Uh, side note, it's worth mentioning that when two Gods of Destruction fought, they were capable of casually destroying two of these universes.
Qrow spit his drink out.
Glynda-My Oum they are so strong!
Ozpin-Indeed Glynda
Boomstick: And since the shockwaves from their punches travelled across Universe 7 in seconds, they'd have to be hitting way faster than light.
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