Ted was tired of Prentiss bothering him about being single. Not because he felt insecure, but because he wasn't single. He was far from it. He was dating SpongeBob's house. Not just dating, no. He was drawn to it.
But Prentiss could never understand. Why would he? He wouldn't know how Ted longed for the pineapple. Well, maybe he did because Ted wouldn't stop bitching about it but still.
The juiciness of the pineapple. Almost as good as- sticky pudding!!! Ahh... Sticky pudding!!! Almost as good... that's what broke the pineapple's non-existent heart.
Ted didn't love it as much as sticky pudding.
The time they had their first fight almost broke their relationship. The topic was indeed sticky pudding. The argument ended with Ted on his knees, sobbing hysterically, begging the pineapple to stay. Not to leave him. Not again. Wait this happened before? I don't think pineapples talk. Ted, you need help.
