Hiccup took another sip of his mead as he sat in the bar across from Dagger, " but me and Astrid have been working through it like adults and I think we're ok no-" something shiny caught hiccups eye just in time to catch one of Astrid's daggers inches from his face, he stared down the blade for a moment before looking back at Dagger's surprised face.
"Hmm, how sure of that last part are you Hiccup" dagger said with a slight hint of both fear and sarcasm. "Oh don't worry if she really wanted to hurt me I would never have seen it coming, if I know her this would be a di..straction" Hiccup's face fell as his index finger and thumb rubbed at the bridge of his nose "she spiked the mead didn't she?" Hiccup asked, already knowing the answer, "yep" Dagger deadpanned.
"And how long till I pass out?" Hiccup asked looking at Dagger with a resigned face "around 10 seconds" "I'm dead aren't I?" "Most likely" Dagger answered while keeping his calm demeanor "ooh, if you die can I keep your leg?" Dagger asked with a hopeful expression, "you know what su- " .
Hiccups vision faded black with a distant thud as he drifted into unconsciousness.
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Im Dead Aren't I
Fanfictionhiccup ties to talk through his relationship issues with dagger, Astrid has other in plans (set after hiccup becomes chief of berk) Trigger⚠️warning⚠️ for getting drugged
