Fortnite Headcanon Collection

Jonesy 💪

(P.S: These are a bit more... unhinged than the other characters I've wrote about so far. He's canonically a bit stupid, and he's skrunkly in a way, so a lot of headcanons in here might fit the "silly little guy" description LMFAO.)

He has those "white people" taco nights, and fills his store-bought tortilla with just cheese & sour cream. That's it. No more, no less. He really, really likes sour cream. He'd put it on everything he could.

He smells like sweat, armpits, & tuna, no matter how much he showers. That's just his..... natural scent.

Jonesy is one of 'THOSE' K-pop fans. You know, one of those "Stan Loona or I'll find where you live!!! :D" kind of fans. Yeah. That's him. He'd partake in those Twitter arguments over which idol(s) are better. Personally, I think he'd stan Blackpink.

When a snapshot of Jonesy sees another snapshot, they have a mutual agreement not to speak to each other. :skull:

He's a dog dad to the max & calls Bonesy his son. He'd use that baby voice, scratch Bonesy's chin, and say, "Yyyy-ou're such a good boy!!!! Oh yessss you are, buddy!!!!! :D" and throw him a treat while he stands back, smiling at Bonesy.

He can't sleep without a stuffed animal & has a giraffe plush he's had since he was little. It's his comfort plushie, but he never speaks about it, since things like that are seen as "immature." (I'm literally only adding this because I kin Jonesy and do the same thing. He's so me fr.)

If Fortnite was real life, he'd be a major Animal Crossing nerd. He'd put in one of those villagers with a grumpy personality to take the place of The Foundation since he'd refuse to play with Jonesy.

He's lactose intolerant, but literally doesn't care. The Foundation tries to stop him from eating dairy, but it never works. This led to him sobbing in the bathroom hours later, The Foundation yelling through the door, "Told you so!" which would just increase Jonesy's sobbing. (This is a joke, I swear. But honestly, is it really though?)

He's a talker, not a fighter. Evvvvery now and then he'd flinch at how loud a gun was, then laugh at himself afterwards. Foundation? He's the opposite. Less talking, more shooting. Bap bap, motherfuckers. (That was my impression of a gun. Wasn't it lovely?)

During Fortnitemares, Jones was sent to see what was going on, but when he saw Shadow Midas he screamed like a 5-year-old girl and ran in the opposite direction.

He was a mamas boy & also slept his way through college.

HE LOVES QUEEN. LIKE. HE REALLY FUCKING LOVES QUEEN. this is my biggest Jones headcanon sorry guys.

Jones is (canonically) stupid as fuck, but not in a mean way. Like, he'd be dealing with some sort of papers, but once he got to a certain point, math was involved in the paper. He would sit and think about it for a good amount of time, but eventually he gave up. Slowly turning around his office chair, putting on a fake smile, he'd yell for Slone, since she was the smarter one out of the two. She'd mindlessly walk over and take a look at his papers. "What the hell do you even need help with? Nothing in here is confusing." Jones would pause, still holding up his awkward smile and respond with "...How do you do division?" Slone would intensely stare at him, resulting in Jones dropping his smile. After a long silence, she'd aggressively hit one hand against her desk, causing papers to go flying, and her other hand flew up to her forehead out of stress. She stood there for a couple of moments and stormed off, slamming the door behind her. Jonesy just sort of stared at the door after her... outburst. "Hah... haha. Hahaha!!! Hah... hah." he'd glance down at his papers and shamefully sigh. "... oh."

When Jones was still in the Imagined Order, him and Slone would (girls night preteen sleepover style) talk shit about The Seven.

He has Golden Retriever energy, & The Foundation has German Shepard energy. (Apologies if this is deemed as... cringy.)

Jonesy is a major geek. He'd quote things from famous movies/shows all the time, but everybody around him would just stare while he laughs at himself since they didn't get the reference, and probably think Jonesy is a bit... weird. But that's fine. Being weird is better than being... well, not weird. Anyways, I think he'd quote, "I have a bad feeling about this." a BUNCH. It'd be his favorite quote for sure.

I think he's definitely tried to eat deodorant before, just to see how it tastes. Once he bit down on it, it got stuck in his teeth and numbed his whole mouth to where he couldn't feel anything except the salty, chemical-y taste of the deodorant. He'd flail around like a five-year-old and start screaming the way you do when you eat something too spicy, doing that "HAAAah- I CANTH FEEL MY TONG!!" thing. (I wrote this from personal experience. Please don't eat deodorant. It's not safe and tastes like shit and literally numbs your mouth it was so bad istg)

It's literally canon, but he's a natural blonde. You know that "dumb blonde" stereotype? Yeah. That's Jonesy.