zhongli has something important to tell you anf zhongli. he tells you his true identity and you ask if he can poop a golden poop. he tried to BUT he shat out the sun and flew into the sky and got suffocated from the clouds, poop rained down and you zhonglin, yae miko, and raidne shotgun slurped it alll up and it was SOOOO yummu. but then...raidne sodacan reveals her man form and ber pp turns into a helicopter. she tried to save zhongli from pooping all over the place but it do no work. raiden shogun began to cry yae mikos piss and you shat out the sun and the clouds which resulted in zhongli falling down from the sky and landing on you and you die bruttally by zhongli's dragon form and then zhongli turns into hos woman form
TO BE CONFINUED
