zhonglin invited y/n to dinner again, after you finish dinner with zhongli you proceed to liyue thinking about his poop. your mouth starts to water at the thought of zhonglin's poop, the smell, the color, everything is so yummy about it. you wonder what he eats, but as you think about that, you break out a fortnite dance and zhonglin flies out of the sun and picks you up and brings you to liyue. he poops on you and its so yunmy, its so scrumptioulumpcuous and it was red, it smelled like dying people and it was BIG yummy..,.................zhonglin brings you to his house and you do the hoo haa with his poop!!!!!!!!
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