When I was walking out of the Hot Topic, I saw my crush Jesus. I felt my pale face flush red. I'm really depressed, and I need a man like Jesus to fix me. I continued walking to the exit when I tripped and fell. A strong pair of hands caught me, and when I looked up to see who caught me I saw the beautiful strong jawline of Jesus. "Hey, are you ok darling?" Jesus said flirtatiously. "Y-y-y-y-yes," I stuttered cutely. "Can I get your number, cutie?" Jesus said in his deep booming voice. "Y-y-y-yeah i-i-it's (254) 867-5309," I respond shyly. "Thanks, I think you're really hot. I'll call you later," Jesus said coolly. Jesus let go of me and walked to the exit of the mall. My crush just asked me for my number, maybe I won't want to die for once.
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