Incorrect Quotes (Bianarl)

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Here the first moment. Yes. i started with this. 


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Barnacles: That shirt looks great, Pearl.

Pearl: Thanks.

Barnacles: But I bet it would look even better on Bianca's floor.

Bianca: Are you hitting on Pearl... for me?

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Barnacles: Do you love Bianca?

Pearl: Yeah, I do.

Barnacles: Shellington! I told you I knew it! You owe me 100 bucks!

Shellington: We all love Bianca. You should've asked if they were IN love with them.

Pearl: I thought that was implied.

Shellington: ...

Barnacles: ...

Pearl, looking straight at Shellington: Congrats Barnacles, you just won 100 bucks.

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Bianca: I love you.

Pearl: I love you too. I've waited so long to hear you say that.

*Bianca and Pearl kiss passionately*

Shellington, to Barnacles: You owe me 20 dollars.

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Barnacles: What are you getting Bianca for the holidays?

Pearl: I don't know. It's kind of hard buying a gift for your partner when they already got everything they could've ever wanted when they married you. So I'm not sure yet.

Shellington: I'm getting Bianca a divorce lawyer.

Pearl: :,)

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Shellington: *sees Bianca and Pearl together*

Shellington: They're cute. I would put them on a boat.

Barnacles: You mean... you ship them?

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Bianca: That's ridiculous, Pearl doesn't have a crush on me.

Barnacles: Yes they do.

Shellington: Yes they do.

Pearl: Yes I do.

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Shellington: Truth or dare?

Pearl: Dare.

Shellington: I dare you to kiss the hottest person in the room.

Pearl: Hey Barnacles?

Barnacles, blushing: Yeah?

Pearl: Can you move? I'm trying to get to Bianca.

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Barnacles: Why are your tongues purple?

Bianca: We had slushies. I had a blue one.

Pearl: I had a red one.

Barnacles: oh.

Barnacles:

Barnacles: OH.

Shellington:

Shellington: You drank eachothers slushies?

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Pearl: Your smile? It makes my day.

Bianca: Your happiness? I live for that.

Barnacles: A room? Get one.

Shellington: Hotel? Trivago.

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Bianca: Barnacles is taking credit for Pearl's work, getting them to deal with everything, and making fun of them! You know what they sounds like?

Shellington: You?

Bianca: No, I meant... You know Pearl. In spite of being clever and sarcastic they're also... fragile and weird and they have trouble fitting in. And Barnacles is taking advantage of their weakness! You know what that's called?

Shellington: A Bianca?

Bianca: ...Yeah, but I'm the only one who should be allowed to do that, okay?!

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Bianca: Hey, random question, what are your favorite flowers?

Pearl: Peonies, why?

Bianca:

Pearl: Were you going to get me flowers?

Bianca:

Pearl:

Bianca: ᶦᵗ'ˢ ᵃ ᵖᵒˢˢᶦᵇᶦˡᶦᵗʸ

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Bianca: I don't know how to tell you this, but... I love you.

Pearl: That's great, Bianca. Especially considering the fact we've been married for 6 f***ing years.

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Bianca: I still have no idea how I'm attracted to you...

Pearl: Yeah, well, you're stuck with me, and no take backs, honey.

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Bianca: The stars are so beautiful...

Pearl: They're just giant balls of gas.

Bianca: You know what, if you're just going to ruin this, then-

Pearl: And yet none of them are as huge as my love for you.

Bianca: Oh...

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Pearl: So... what would you do if you were in bed with me?

Bianca: Depends. Is your bed comfortable?

Pearl: Yes.

Bianca: I'd sleep.
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Pearl: Come to dinner tonight. I can't cook, but I'll bring plenty of free wine.

Bianca: Marry me.
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Bianca: Are you an F5 key? Because that a** is refreashing.

Pearl: Are you a software update? because not right now.
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Bianca: Guys, I've been meaning to tell you... Pearl and I are dating.

Pearl, Paani, Barnacles, and Shellington: *gasp*

Bianca: Pearl, why are you surprised?!

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Shellington, about Pearl and Bianca: My god, would you two just get a room already?

Bianca: Excuse me, Shellington?

Shellington: You both just keep agreeing about horrifying things and relishing everybody else's misery. So seriously, when's the wedding?

Pearl: ...

Paani: I ship it!

Barnacles: CAN YOU NOT?

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Ryla: Did you take out Bianca as I requested?

Pearl: Bianca has been taken out, yes.

Ryla: You have my grat-

Pearl: It was a great restaurant.

Pearl: We had a romantic candlelit dinner.

Pearl: Bianca proposed afterwards- we're filing the wedding papers.

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*playing twister*

Ryla: Right hand red.

Pearl: *ends up on top of Bianca*

Bianca: You're doing this on purpose, aren't you?

Ryla: I stopped spinning like 15 minutes ago. Honestly, I'm surprised you didn't notice.

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Okay im done for now. Bye gems!

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