This was requested by my friend SoicySandwich
(I also have no idea for a oneshot so we have another Incorrect quotes)
Now please enjoy! :D
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Min: If I may interject...
Tracker: Oh, awesome, Min was eavesdropping.
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Pearl: You're pathetic!
Tracker: You're pathetic-er!
Paani: You're both losers.
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Tracker: I know what you're up to.
Natquik: Really? Because I barely know.
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Min: Pearl is a strings kid. We must sacrifice them to the band gods.
Tracker: Yes.
Ryla: You're right. It'd be a good initiation for me.
Pearl: Wait, guys, what about the truce we signed-
Tracker: What truce?
Min: *sigh* The truce that we must destroy all the choir kids and leave the strings alone.
Natquik: Wait, I'm a choir kid!
Everyone else: *prepares for sacrifice*
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Paani: I got an idea!
Marsh: Does it involve breaking the law?
Paani: By now don't you think that's a given?
Marsh: I was just trying to be optimistic.
Paani: Don't bother.
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Calico Jack: "It's easy to forget what a sin is in the middle of a battlefield."
Pearl: Opposite over hypotenuse.
Pearl: Dipshit.
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Min: Get in loser, we're going shopping.
Pearl: This is a McDonald's drive thru.
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Paani: I'm bored, any suggestions?
Pearl: Sleeping is nice.
Paani: I acknowledge your suggestion, and I'm deciding to ignore it.
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Paani: I'm bored, any suggestions?
Pearl: Sleeping is nice.
Paani: I acknowledge your suggestion, and I'm deciding to ignore it.
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Ryla: Damn, the power went out.
Marsh: Don't worry, I got this.
Marsh: *shakes rapidly and starts to light up*
Ryla: What-?
Marsh: I swallowed a glow stick!
Ryla, on the verge of tears: WHY WOULD YOU-
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Pearl: I never tell people off the bat that I'm gay. I wait. I wait until they say some homophobic shit and then I laugh and am like "you know I'm gay right?" and watch the look of terror on their face.
Natquik:
Natquik: I like you.
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Calico Jack: Fruits that do not live up to their names; passionfruit, grapefruit, honeydew and dragonfruit.
Calico Jack: Fruits that do live up to their names?
Calico Jack: Orange.
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Octonauts ships/Oneshots book
FanfictionHere i make oneshot ships and oneshots here. This a request book and head canons stories to feel/heal my soul :) ((Will not make smut or any NSFW writing. Can also include blood. Just nothing too bad))
