Tabi x Agoti One-shots (Cover by MangoVodka505 on Newgrounds)

Karen, please!

(Edit: This was requested by LorenaPurdy)

Agoti and Tabi stood in a line at a cashier, waiting to purchase (Per Agoti's silly request) A coin stealing cat bank, because 'He wanted something to show his friends that he'll probably still never use' " .. And then it slides the coins inside the little box!" Agoti explains to Tabi, holding the box with the picture of the cat bank, "Sounds fun, and hey; If you're not gonna use it after you show your friend, can I?" Tabi asked jokingly, chuckling softly, "Well, sure!" Agoti grinned, Tabi did not expect the response, but he'll take it!

"Excuse me!" The voice of a lady spoke behind them, they turned around to see a blonde woman with a messy bun behind them, "Can I .. Help you?" Tabi furrowed his eyes, looking at the woman that furrowed her eyebrows so low her head could swallow her eyes. She walks up to them, her heels hit the ground with a loud CLICK each step of the way, "You're standing in my spot of the line!" She complained, pointing at the ground below them, "O-Oh! We're sorry, c-come on." Agoti apologizes, "You can take our spot if you want." Agoti makes his way out of the woman's path, she completely ignores that and gets into a rant with the men, "I can't believe you two have the audacity to step in MY spot! That I made my way to fair and square!" She yelled, Agoti's eyes widen slightly, "I-I'm sorry ma'am, w-we didn't know!" Agoti apologized again, bowing his head slightly, "You could've asked first!" She yelled back, "Ask anyone! They'll tell you that I stood there first, and they'll tell you to BACK OFF from my spot!".

Tabi, in a packaged rage, glared down the woman who continued to scold Agoti, and burst in, "Excuse me ma'am, I don't see your name on this floor." Tabi interrupted, "SO unless I find your dirty little heel-prints on this patch of the ground, we're not budging!" Tabi huffed, dragging Agoti back to his side and turning around, "You boys have NO respect for women!" She yelled at them, her left heel hit the ground so hard she would probably crack the ground if she did it again, "And you have no respect for your reputation, Miss." Tabi chuckled silently after saying that, Agoti held back a laugh, "I'm calling staff to have you kicked out!" The woman adjusted her purse (Which didn't need adjusting) And made her way to the counter, "No, no wait!" Tabi called out, almost wheezing from his own idea, "Let me ask someone if you actually did sit here!" Tabi chuckled slightly, Agoti covered his mouth to prevent a burst of laughter, "Excuse me, sir." Tabi poked on the shoulder of a man ahead of them, "Was this ma'am here behind you before we came over?" He asked him, the man shook his head, and turned back to where he was facing. Tabi rolled his eyes, snickering slightly, "A- .. I- .." The woman stared blankly at the man's response, "This is not real estate, KAREN. Wait. your. turn." Tabi crossed his arms triumphantly while said 'Karen' glared at the boys with a rage, "If THIS is how people are in this store, I am NEVER coming back again!" 'Karen' yelled in a fit as she CLICKED her way out of the gift shop, "Thanks, means a lot!" Tabi yelled jokingly at her, Agoti and the man behind clapped to Tabi for winning the fight, "A- .. Oh, it's nothing!" Tabi chuckled, patting Agoti on the head.

Note: I had fun writing this ngl

And also sorry if this isn't a decent depiction of a Karen, I've been lucky enough to never meet one so 😎