After twenty-six long years of leading excavations all over the world, I thought it best to retire to my sleepy town in Massachusetts. They welcomed me most eagerly, even their sharpest teeth retreating, when I showed them the crates I have brought with me from the cliffs of Great Britain, the sun-kissed hills of the Mediterranean, and even the wide land of many African countries. They believed them to be blessed with power, each artifact I found, and told me that I should share it with them all at once—be it in their museum, or as a party gift I have no desire to give.
This was two years ago now, and now that I have thought through it well—and after extensive research into every single of my two hundred trinkets and relics—I believed the town of Avellen, as my beloved hometown, and now, the place where I am sworn to serve a long term, should present these precious artifacts to their rightful owners. Please write back with much urgency, for the town and myself are positively anxious for a flurry of response from each and every one of you.
More letters to follow upon your response,
Dr. Edward Hemlock, Ph.D Mayor of Avellen, Massachusetts.
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