˗ˏˋ꒰ 🍒 ꒱↳˳; ❝ ʜɪꜱ 𝓹𝓻𝓸𝓹𝓮𝓻𝓽𝔂 ┊爱 ┊ ᵕ̈೫˚∗

Lan Xichen be like:

Lan Xichen's POV:

"Hello, Sizhui!" - I greeted as I saw Sizhui passing by. "Oh, Zewu-Jun." - Sizhui said. "Ah, are you alright? Is there anything wrong?" - I asked him questions. "...It's nothing, I'm just thinking of what to give Jin Ling this coming Valentine's!" - Sizhui honestly said. "Ooh~" - I said, as I thought 'this is getting interesting.' "I have a recommendation!" - I said. "Uh sure, I would like to hear it Zewu-Jun!!!" - Sizhui excitingly said, like a child. "Hmmm, well you should give him flowers! Like yellow roses and pair it with red roses and a white tulip!" - I suggested. "Oh, thank you very much Zewu-Jun!" - Sizhui thanked him. "Oh- and also, don't forget to do something to him~" - I said teasingly. "What do you mean Zewu- W-wait..." - Sizhui said as he blushed. "Ahahah! Just don't forget to add that to your bucket list!!" - I told him, chuckling. "Y-yes... Zewu-J-Jun.." - Sizhui said, embarrassed. He ran off. I chuckled.
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The next day I heard unholy noises. 'HOLY SHIT! THEY ACTUALLY FUCKING DID IT!!!' - I thought to myself. I couldn't believe that they did it! Lan Qiren then heard this, he fainted.
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Moral Lesson: DO NOT! TEASE GAY STUDENTS WITH SOMETHING UNHOLY.
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Author's Note:
OMFG LAN QIREN- OMG YOU GUYS SHOULD HAVE SEEN LAN XICHEN'S FACE HAHAHA!

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Love, Star.