Lan Xichen when he saw Jiang Cheng:

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WARNING:
XICHENG SHIP
Some love-love~


Lan Xichen's POV:


I haven't seen Sect leader Jiang the whole entire day. Where could he be? I was walking around gusu when I bumped into JingYi and Sizhui. *BAM!* "...I- I'm so- so sorry!!!!" - A random voice said. "Ah, it's alright, A-Yi." - I told him. "Z-Z-ZEWU- ZEWU-JUN?! WHAT ARE YOU D-DOING H...HERE?" - JingYi asked like he didn't want me here. "Hm..?" - I asked. "I- I mean... uhm i-it's good to see you here...! Ahaha..." - JingYi said, nervously. "Uh yes, Zewu-Jun... Please par-" - Sizhui was cut off by someone. "What's going on here?" - Someone asked. I turned to look and saw Jiang Wanyin, with that hot-looked face. The juniors froze. My nose bled, and the view was too hot. I froze.

SONG PLAYING:
DAMN BABY YOU SO VICIOUS~
YOU SO CLEAN-
-SO DELICIOUS~!
HOW COME-
-YOU AIN'T GOT NO MISSES~?!
COUNT THAT PAPER~!
COUNT THE RICHESSSS!!!!!~

(ORIGINAL SOUNDTRACK)
(DAMN GRAVY, YOU SO VICIOUS~
YOU SO CLEAN-
-SO DELICIOUS~
HOW COME YOU AIN'T GOT NO MISSES?
COUNT THAT PAPER,
COUNT THE RICHES!)

Legend says, until this day, Lan Huan is still frozen, nosebleeding.

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