The Smeraldo Girl's tales [One Shots BTS X Reader insert]

Family Time

Member: Taehyung | Crime AU | Genre: Crime Comedy, crack fic?  | Word count : 3000+

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You were seated at the cafe located in a posh location and were having the third coffee of the day. If not for your outfit and handbag, you would have stood out like a sore thumb. Listening to the conversations happening around, you wonder why you would do this to yourself every damn time. Apparently, the people who dropped by such posh cafes at this time of the day had nothing better to do than gossip away. You assumed it was a sorority reunion judging from the conversations that ranged from unhinged frat parties to the 'spicy' gossip as they termed them. You were pulled from your thoughts by the sight of a baby stroller and a handsome tall man stepping into the cafe. It seemed that it also managed to grab the attention of the young ladies seated at the table near you. The man had messy tousled brown hair and wore thin-rimmed glasses which seemed to add to his charm. He wore an emerald green henley with rolled-up sleeves that stuck to his body like a second skin leaving nothing to the onlooker's imagination.

"Would you look at that? Isn't he handsome?" The lady in the lime green dress whispered to the group. 

"Oh man, it sucks that he has a kid" Another one spoke.

"Maybe he's babysitting?" The lady in the floral print put out only to get a few giggles from the others.

"A man who can take care of kids? Damn, that's the dream."

"I would totally hit that." The girl in red chuckled.

"Let's see who gets his number, say what?" The floral print one proposed which was agreed upon unanimously agreed by the entire group made your skin crawl in disgust. The bands on their ring finger did tell you that they were with other people. You wondered how they could forget about it when you seemed to easily notice it. 

As if on cue, the baby started crying and the man seemed to panic. He was trying to pacify the baby but the baby seemed to throw a fit. He picked up the cute baby dressed in a yellow frilled romper. The women at the side table took this as a sign to make a move.

"Ah, can I help you?" The lime green one asked the man who looked helpless.

"I don't know. I cannot get her to stop crying. I'm new to all this. I'm sorry, her cries must have bothered you. I will leave now." The man said bowing to the woman.

"Nonsense, kids cry all the time. You don't have to leave, let's see if we can help. We do have some experience with kids." Said the one in florals.

"Oh, would you do that? I'm so thankful." He squeaks out, instant relief spreading across his features. 

The women were now surrounding him and cooing at the baby. You were surprised how touchy they were getting not with the baby but with the man. If only their partners knew what they were up to at these sorority reunions. 

"Where's the baby's mother?" One of them asked.

"Oh, she is not in the picture. I'm all that she has."

"That's sad, what vile woman would not want such a cute baby." The one in red said feigning sadness.

You stood up from your seat after pressing the key fob in your palm. The girl at the cash counter rushed to the back of the cafe and you got to work. You were out of the cafe in minutes and walked into the alley two streets from the cafe when you heard the giggling of a baby, your baby. 

"Oh, my Baby, such a good actor you were." You cooed at your baby.

"Which baby are you talking to honey?" The man holding your baby asked and you gave him a look that he very well understood.