The Most Wonderful Crime Of The Year

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this song is from the above youtube video)

It's the most wonderful crime of the yer

With those kittypets screaming

And everyone bleeding to fill you with cheer

It's the most wonderful crime of the year!


It's the hap-happiest kill spree of all!

With those homicide greetings

And gay happy beatings

While friends gut us all!

It's the hap-happiest kill spree of all!


There'll be carnage for hosting

Deathberries for roasting

And homicide out in the snow

There'll be blood in the forests

And tales of the goriest Christmases long, long ago!


It's the most wonderful crime of the year!

There'll be much massacuring

And guts will be churning

As loved ones die here

It's the most wonderful crime of the year!


There'll be carnage for hosting

Deathberries for roasting

And homicide out in the snow

There'll be blood in the forests

And tales of the goriest Christmases long, long ago!


It's the most wonderful crime of the year!

There'll be much massacuring

And hearts will be glowing

As loved ones die here!

It's the most wonderful crime of the year!


It's the most wonderful crime

Yes, the most wonderful crime

Oh, it's the most wonderful crime

Of the year!

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