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February 17, 1984 at 9:33 am
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She's not a Stripper

Vious:
Xena may pasok ka ba ngayon?

O namalikmata lang ako?

Xena:
Huwag mo nga akong tinatawag na Xena

Sinusundan mo ba ako?

Vious:
Hindi ako ang sumusunod

Pero parang ganoon na nga

Dearest then

Xena:
Creep stalker

Vious:
Shady stripper

Xena:
I am not

Vious:
What time ka lalabas?

Xena:
Hindi pa ako nakaligo

Lumayo ka

Vious:
Eh ano lang?

Xena:
Mayaman ka

Baka allergic ka sa mga poor like me

Vious:
Tapos?

Xena:
Ngayon lang 'to kasi nababagot ako

Vious:
Sure ka?

Ipagpatuloy na natin

Xena:
That won't work

Try again

Vious:
You said it yourself

Are you single?

Just asking.

Xena:
I am

Vious:
Here's the man

Xena:
But a big no for you

Vious:
Aww

Try again.

Xena:
Bye

Vious:
Hihintayin kita sa labas

Xena:
Tapos iuuwi mo ako?

Vious:
Why not

I'll buy a dress for you to wear

Xena:
Ewww

Vious:
Yeah eww

Let's keep your fashion taste.

Xena:
I'll borrow your sweatpants and shirt

Vious:
Wait seriously?

Xena:
Yeah?

Vious:
I'll buy a lingerie

Xena:
Wash it

Vious:
Damn it

It's hot in here

What the fuck Xena Yvaine

I need to sit down

Xena:
See you at the club!

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