One Favor (SasukexReader-Insert Story)

Chapter 12: Day 8

I was sitting in my hospital room with a massive cheek-ache. Sasuke and Charasuke had both punched me by accident, but it had another unspoken affect. I temporarily lost my voice. The doctor said it would return at the end of the month. That's wonderful...and today's only Day 8. Karma was horrible.

"I'm so sorry!" The cousins shouted for the umpteenth time. I groaned.

"Will you two shut up and just explain what's wrong with the two of you!" I wrote on a piece of paper.

They began to speak in sync. "We are the 'cursed twins! (1)' We didn't murder each other and we're the polar opposites of each other!" I didn't understand a word of what they said.

"What's the 'cursed twins?' And mafia? Duck-butt?" I wrote. Itachi decided to step in from the shadows.

"The 'cursed twins' is a legend where there are originally two twins in the womb. One of the two successfully, or attempts to, kill the other. That's not all the rumor though. There is an extension to this legend that if the attempt fails, the two are separated at birth. One is given for adoption and the other is kept where he or she is. The two will have conflicts in the beginning when then "first" meet each other, but they will feel a connection. Once it is established that they are familiar with each other, they will become very good friends," he took a breath.

"That's it?" I wrote. He shook his head.

"The first boy that attempted to kill his brother will fall in love with a girl. That girl will be in love with him as well. But the 'murdered' twin will try to kill the girl. After that, the legend is ripped out of the ancient books. That's as far as it gets..." Sasuke and Charasuke looked like they had heard this legend a million times, but I only nodded. Itachi looked like he was hiding something. I wanted to know, but perhaps it is not as favorable or right to know the future before it happens...

So if that's all, it probably means that Sasuke is the boy that tried to kill his bro, Charasuke is the revenge obsessed jelly bean pooping avenger, and I am the fish bait. Itachi's the old witch from Macbeth (2) who overlooks everything and gives random prophesies that end up to be true. Isn't that wonderful?

"Oi, (Y/n)?" I nodded. Sasuke continued. "We are assigned to read Macbeth by Shakespeare!" I face-palmed. What a coincidence. Kami loves me so much.

One of Charasuke's henchmen walked into the room. "Boss, we got a mission. You need it! Its worth 2345678 ryo!" Charasuke gave one of his supposedly charming smiles and ran out of the room. Itachi smiled.

"I'll leave you two lovebirds alone," he said before walking out. I took my pen and began to write.

"Sasuke, is it true that you like me? And why are you with Kin?" Sasuke looked at me for ten minutes before turning around.

"I-I love you as a best buddy. B-but...fine, I love you with all my heart. Its just that circumstances-yeah!-circumstances made me date Kin!" He rushed before running out of the room. Soon, an overprotective cousin walked in.

"What happened?" He asked before checking my temperature. I showed him the doctor's report and he slouched back on the guest seat. "Now what am I going to tell-never mind. You heard nothing." And with that, my only company left the room.

That's strange, I thought. Sasori's usually calm and collected. What ever is happening must be strange. I'll find out tomorrow. With my time decreasing though, will I be able to?

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(1)-Reference to Vampire Knight for anyone who has watched it. The little section after that is my little spin on it. Its a great anime and I recommend it, though the main character's more thick-headed than Sakura.

(2)-Its a book by Shakespeare which I am currently reading for language arts. Its a good book and has some dirty humor in it. I recommend it only if you are able to read a sentence in lemon stories (nah, anyone can read it)