One Favor (SasukexReader-Insert Story)

Chapter 6: Day 2

Today was the second day that I was stuck with Prince Sasuke. It wasn't exactly as torturous as I made it seem. He was actually a nice guy who respected people's privacy. I still hadn't started my side of the deal with Mikoto, but today would be a start. "Yo, Sasu-gay!" I shouted from my room. He came in with an amused expression on his face. "Carry me to the living room. Today is the day I will turn you from a caveman to a modern day human!"

He sighed and picked me up bridal style again. He led me to the mentioned room and sat down across from me. "You can start anytime, princess," he said irritated. My cheeks slightly blushed at this nickname. Wasn't he supposed to insult me? Instead, he attempts to steal my heart. Its not gonna happen. Not for a million years.

"Describe yourself in one phrase!" I commanded.

"I have long since closed my eyes...My only goal is in the darkness," he said. There was silence in the house for a few minutes. Even the crickets stopped humming.

"Dude...that was deep. You need to make it more positive," I finally said. "Like, for me, its: no matter how dark life is, always look at the bright side." That should be a good lift to our lessons.

"You can't change who I am," he replied. Okay, maybe this wouldn't be a good lift.

"Just try Duck-butt!" I encouraged. He took a deep breath for no reason and thought.

"I'm an avenger!" He tried to say in triumph. That was a major fail. I face-palmed. This guy needed major work in the social side.

"Ok, lets go on a different route. Use words to describe happiness," I said.

"Love is not without hate, happiness, family, perfect, complete..." he listed on a few words and I pretended to listen. Some of them were too dark for my taste. "Sugar-"

"I get the idea. Now which word describes you the most?" I asked.

"The first one: love is not without hate," he answered.

"Turn it into something positive."

"Hate is not the only thing in the world; where there is hate, there is love," he said.

"Finally!" I shouted. This guy was showing some signs of un-emo-ness! My goal was one step into the process. To some people, this was nothing. To me, this was a feat that even people in the Olympics couldn't do.

"You're an idiot," he said. The nerves of the guy! I reached over to punch him, but I fell on top of him.

"Looks like the tables have turned!" He said smugly. I got off of him and sat on the floor.

"Will your highness please pick me up?" He chuckled and picked me up, but instead of putting me on the chair, he put me on his lap. His lap of all places on the universe! That cocky, awesome, hot-woah, I'm getting carried away...Looks like my confidence is faltering. Time to bring this lesson up to a more comfortable level.

"What's your favorite place?" I asked the guy.

"Hn...the gym," he finally said after a while.

"What do you like to do there?" I asked.

"Work out," he replies as if its the most obvious thing in the world. 'Well that explains his abs' I thought.

"So say something you like about the place," I demanded.

"I like the abs I get from working out." He's so self-absorbed. I need to get that out of him!!! "You're thinking I'm self-absorbed, don't you?" He asked.

"You read minds. That's one quality," I said as he laughed, "You sing wonderfully, and your smile is cute." What else could I say? He was handsome, but I didn't want to let that get to his ego. "That's all for today. Let's pick up tomorrow!" I said.

"Hn, do you want to do something?" He asked. I put a finger to my chin. I was bored out of my mind and yeah...I was snapped out of my thoughts when he said, "You're cute when you think." Yep, I'm making this guy pay.

"Let's go! To where?" I wondered out loud.

"Its a surprise. Now get on my back!" He commanded. I smiled and hopped on. He wrote a note to Itachi and we set off. People who saw us all commented on how lovely of a couple we were. But that's the beginning. He walked until we reached the zoo. This guy...he was eccentric. I would give him that much.

"Ticket for how many?" The ticket dude asked. Sasuke payed for the two of us and we went in. Here, I was basically reliving my childhood.

"Sasuke! The monkeys'! The dolphins! The birds! So many places to be with so little time!" I shouted in his ear. He cringed, but smiled.

"Whatever you say, princess. But we're going to my favorite place last," he said. I squealed, ignoring the fact that he called me princess again. We spent the first few minutes exploring the various mammals and insects. The best place was personally the butterfly place. A butterfly landed on Sasuke's nose and he ran around the cage screaming, "Help! Bee sting!" Of course, he wasn't that dumb, but he was apparently afraid of butterflies. I would totally use this against him.

"So what's your favorite place?" I asked.

"Here!" He said as he set me down on the seats in an open auditorium. I positioned myself comfortably and he sat next to me. "Do you want anything?" he asked. I shook my head. He smiled and put my head on his shoulder. I smiled peacefully. He was a gentleman no matter how rough he seemed. Maybe it was possible to make this boy into a kind person.

The curtains in the front of the stage opened, revealing a man with a lion. "Who wants to tame him?" The guy asked. Was he insane? Who knew if the lion was untamable? Which insane person would do this?

"Me," the boy next to me said. Sasuke...what is that boy doing? He's going to get killed! We don't want that happening (because the story will be over!). I saw as the guy walked up to the stage with no fear, what-so-ever. He went up to the lion and pet its head. I closed my eyes and the entire audience gasped. I dared to open my eyes, only to see the lion hugging Sasuke with his paws.

I'm done. This anti-social guy is a lion-tamer. How could he...oh I get it! He wants to impress me. That sly boy. But I'm not easy to gain; I'll play hard to get!

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This chapter relates to the picture next to the title. I just realized that...author-sama is dumb. But you finally realize he wants to impress you. Is that a theory or is it real? I feel like I'm insulting Sasuke more than I should. Comment on that one.