In the beginning, there was pretty much everything. There were dinosaurs. Then Willie said, "fuck this yall nigga ain't gon live." So he killed them all. Then, Willie gave up people. Who were dumb as shit. So he let them reach Level 2, and the Pokémon evolved to Humans. And then you were here reading this.
We're behind you.
YOU ARE READING
Burrito Family Bible
Non-Fictionthe ancient work of literature speaking of our true god, cousin willie
