Part one

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It's your time to go. Old friend. -Google

Hey now... put down the gun, old friend.. I'm not here to start trouble -Bing

I know your not, and I'm making sure of that. You should have died long ago but you never gave up. So I'm going to make you give up even if its with violence.

You're already better than me, what more do you want?!

I WANT YOUR DEMISE!

WHY?!

REVENGE FOR THE CHROME BOOK! YOUR COMPANY WON THE COMPUTER MARKET WITH WINDOWS!

IS THAT IT? ALL BECAUSE OF THAT, GOOGLE? I DIDN'T KNOW I WAS GOING TO WIN!

I WAS HUMILIATED IN THE COMPUTER MARKET! SO I WILL HUMILIATE MICROSOFT IN THE SEARCH ENGINE MARKET BY ENDING YOU!

GOOGLE THINK ABOUT THIS. YOU'LL REGRET IT

WHY WOULD I.

..oh shit. MICROSOFT WILL BE YOUR ENEMY

Aren't we enemies already?

...oh right... MANY PEOPLE WILL HATE YOU

Not if I make it a movie.

So this is it. The end of me. The end of my disappointing reign... It was nice.

No.

..Goodby- Wait. No?

Join me and we will combine as one ultimate being.

Join...you..?

Yes.

Join..our forces..? Why would you want to do that with me of all companies..?

SIKE.
Shoots multiple times cutely

A- AGH-! Y-..you..

I just wanted to stall for abit.

...goddamn, you.. g-good liar..

Thats why they say, Google is a liar.
Heh heh heh

...hahah.. guess this is how I die.. heh.. two last words for you, Google..

Get over with it and say them before I shoot you again.

*Scared google apps in the backround.*

...fuck you..old friend.
*thump*

Those are four words. . .

What a Biatch.

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