Mike: Yea, I'm married does that matter?
You'd do that for me? Really...
Jeremy: *walks in*
Mike: Really? Yea, I'd like that.
Jeremy: Who are you talking to? *turns on lamp*
Mike: It's...uhhhh... Jake. From statefarm...Sounds like a really good deal.
Jeremy: Jake from statefarm at 3 in the morning! *takes phone* Who is this?!?
Mike: I-it's jake... From statefarm
Jeremy: What are you wearing "jake from statefarm"
Jake:Uhhhh...Khakis
Jeremy: She sounds hideous!
Mike: Well "she's" a guy soooo.....
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