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Gonna show you my basement, Where the concrete floor is cool to the touch, AH! Turn on the heat if it's too much, Turn on the light bulb on the wire, Turn on the dehumidifier, I'm serious, when I flip this next switch. Look you in the eyes, I say Check this. MY TRAINS! UH! MY TRAINS! UH! I got small ones! Tiny little trains! I come down here just to get away! My trains! UHHH!! My trains! UHHHH! it's like magic, Magic trains! I wish these trains could take me away! chugga chugga woo woo! Chugga chugga woo woo! In the club, The model railroad club, Motha f**** said sh$$ about my trains, Might as well have took a sh$$ on my brain cause I went insane, I laid a track on his ahh with a Styrofoam bat! But the president never did let me in after that sh$$, What punk ahh needs a choo choo crew anywho? My trains! I got small trains, Tiny little trains! I come down here to get away, MY TRAINS, UHHHHHH!! mmamamam my trains! UHHHHH!! I wish these trains could take me awaaaaaaaayy! Chugga chugga woo woo! Chugga chugga woo woo! Chugga chugga woo woo! I lie here every night, I feel like if I focus, And think of getting smaller, I'll gradually get smaller. And if I get smaller, My trains will seem much bigger, And Ill be the conductor, The tiniest conductor. OOOOOOHHH! then whatcha gonna do? Whatcha gonna do? Whatcha gonna do? Whatcha gonna do? Whatcha gonna do? what you gonna do? Whatcha gonna do? Whatcha gonna do then huh? WHAT. what you gonna do? Whatcha gonna do? WHAT. What you gonna when I'm freakin small, Like I inch tall, You won't see me comin at all, When I crawl into your ear late at night, YEAH! You heard me right motha f**** ! And you're gonna think I'm just another BAD DREAM, but I'm tiny little man in your BLOOD STREAM! Tiny hands, holding an artery shut, yeah, that's motha f****, then what?
