the lunar incident

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one day in a mega pizza plex daycare, solar is taking care of the devilish children 👿 

then an evil child named lunar emerges from the creaky criky crusty milky floor 

"what are you doing here?" asked solar quietly 🤫 

"i am here for day care" replied lunar in a british voice 🇬🇧 

"okay then, what do you want to do first?"  1️⃣

"i want murder" 🩸 

solar was quite confused 🫤 

 "no" ❌

lunar then said, "fine then. i want kids" 

solar was very very very very very very confused 🦏 

"i'll think abou-" but before solar could finish their sentence, lunar leaned in for a slurpy mushy passionite kiss 💋 

solar tried to stop, but lunars special sparkly dust made them stuck 🥢

solar was unconfortable, but after a few seconds they felt glorious ✨ 

they were going for hours, days, weeks, months, years, and finally on january 22, 2025, they finally stopped. 📅 

"th- that was amazing!" exclaimed solar 😁 

"of course it was!" lunar was much older now, as they grew while they were still kissing 😽 

"we shoul- we should do it again. but this time for much longer. and under the covers" 😉 

6 years later they had a baby. solar is now pregnent. 🤰 

"3 more months until eclipse is born" 🗓 


3 MONTHS LATER


"i feel kick-" said solar 🦵 

"what-?"  🤔 

"i- i - AAAAAAA" 😱 

they rushed to the hospital and were in the operating room 🏥 

"ok ma'am, we need you to calm down" said the doctor 👨‍⚕️ 

"o-okay." solar started breathing slowly to calm themself 💨 

"we  need you to push."

solar groaned, moaned and sighed. 🔞

finally they pushed their hardest, screaming loudly.

the baby flew across the room, hitting its head very hard on the white, hard, wall

hours later, lunar and solar were in the waiting room, awaitting the doctors news. 🎤 

the doctor walked out the squeaky door. 🚪 

"doctor, doctor! is the baby okay?" asked solar.

"the baby died at son las nueves menos cuarto!" 🪦 

"sorry, i was practicing for a spanish quiz i have on miercoles el siete de diciembre!" 🇪🇸 


2 weeks later


solar just walked in the door, coming back from work. 

"hi lunar! how was your day)" 

lunar was unfazed, and chugged another beer bottle. 🍺 

"lunar, i know its been hard for you since the- baby died- but you have to forget about it)"  🧠

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