Chapter 10: a family dinner

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— about a week or so later —

The Minecraft family was having a family dinner. Most everyone was there : Phil, Kristin, Herobrine, all three sets of twins (Roman & Remus x2 , and Wilbur & Techno), Virgil (not Professor Virgil), Remy (not the one who keeps flirting with the therapist) , Janus (not the one who wants to marry Professor Patton), and Emile (not the therapist from college).

The reason why there are two sets of Roman and Remus is because, well, Phil and Herobrine are dumb, they either couldn't think of different names or they didn't realise that those were the same names. Luckily, there are ways to tell them apart; there's Roman1 (aka Ro), Remus1 (aka Re), Roman2 (aka Man), and Remus2 (aka Mus).

I honestly wouldn't be able to tell you why so many people have the same names, but it is what it is.

Anyways, a few minutes into the dinner, Quackity entered, for some reason he was invited by Kristin.

"Good to see you could make it Quackity, take a seat." Kristin's voice was smooth as honey. Quackity took his seat, which just so happened to be next to Techno. "I swear to Death, that if you ever hurt Wilbur, i will fucking kill you. Understood, Duck?" Techno threatened. Quackity nodded. "Good."

The dinner continued, it was calm, for the most part. Of course Quackity was very awkward there, how could he not? Techno was very threatening, and he felt like he didn't fit in there.

"Boo." a random voice from behind Quackity whispered. He jolted with fear. "Hey! I've seen ya before! You're the one who turned me into a cat!" Wilbur was justifiably mad. The person- or something alike to a person- laughed.

"Oh, I remember that- it was so fun!" They teleported to the edge of the table. "Oh, V, nice to see you dear, but why are you here?" Kristin asked the person- V apparently? "I was bored, and it's oh so fun to tor- uh- tease Wil."

"What the fuck even are you? A witch? A vampire? A demon?" Wilbur questioned them. "None of those actually, I", they paused for dramatic effect or something, "am a god." Wilbur laughed at this "I doubt that, toots." V smirked "Oh really? Well, I don't have to prove anything to you."

"Whatever, I'll be in the library-" Wilbur started to walk off, but at a certain point he got teleported back "What the fuck?" Wilbur was confused but tried to walk away again. He was teleported back, and this repeated for several minutes.

V couldn't help but laugh, "Do ya believe me now, William?" They were floating a few inches above the ground. "First of all, my name is Wilbur, not William." His arms were crossed, "Secondly, yeah, whatever, I guess I believe you, just let me go to the fucking library." V did a small hand gesture, "Ok whatever Will-i- am." they mocked. Wilbur then walked off.

"V. Time to go now. You've had your fun. Don't make me put you in the cage." Another figure appeared, they certainly looked more fancy than V.

"Aww- fine." V pouted.

"Lovely to see you, by the way Kristin. I hope V wasn't too much of a bother." the figure smiled. "You as well Ren. And don't worry, their behaviour was actually a lot milder than expected." Kristin replied to the figure- Ren. The two beings then teleported away.

The dinner continued as if that was completely normal. Quackity at some point, left to go to the library, this dinner was far too awkward for him.

— With Wilbur —

He was flicking through the pages of a book, and there was a piece of paper between the pages. 'Look behind you...' The note said in a barely legible scrawl. Slowly, he turned around. The door opened "Hey-" Wilbur jolted. But as it turns out, the door opened because it was Quackity entering the library.

"Oh, it's just you Sugar, What's up?" Wilbur calmed down. "The sky." Quackity replied bluntly. "Ha ha, very funny, but seriously, what brings ya here?" Wilbur asked. "Well, it was very awkward at the table, and honestly, Techno's a bit scary, so I thought I'd come to hang out with you in the library."

"Fair enough, do you wanna sit on my lap? The chairs in here aren't that comfortable." Wilbur sat down and Quackity sat on his lap. Wilbur went back to reading.

Quackity clung onto him like a sloth to a tree, occasionally planting soft kisses on his cheek and neck. Wilbur managed to ignore this for a while, he just kept reading, and Quackity continued, attempting to distract him.

"Darlin', I'm tryin' to read here." Wilbur looked over to him. "Are you going back to your nerd phase or whatever?" Quackity responded. "No, does reading automatically make me a nerd or something?" he questioned. "Well, no, but I want attention-" Quackity whined.

"How 'bout a deal then, Sugar? You can keep distractin' me and if I'm still reading after, let's say, 5 minutes of this, I get to keep reading. But if I stop readin' then I'll give ya attention. Deal?" Wilbur knew Quackity liked deals, "Deal." They shook on it and the five minutes started.

— after 5 minutes —

Wilbur had stopped reading about 2 minutes ago. Quackity looked up at him, "Well, Pretty boy, looks like I won the deal." Wilbur sighed "Yeah, yeah, ya did. Now what affection do ya want Darlin'?" Quackity thought for a moment "Kisses?" he asked softly. Wilbur nodded and obliged. They ended up making out in the library.

A few moments later, Kristin walked in. "Oh, really boys? Right in front of the door in the library?" She sounded slightly disappointed. "Sorry Ma!" Wilbur said before teleporting away with Quackity.

Kristin sighed "Teenagers nowadays.."

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