Mister Saitama's Dragon Maid

Chapter 1 : The Dragon Meet a Hero for Fun

Night time on certain place.

The place called Z-City. Its renowned as dangerous place while monster usually roaming around some even called that this place as one of monster den because the appearance of monster in this city isn't even a rare sight. A certain baldy man with casual clothes seems unlucky to meat a buffalo-like monster on his way home.

"Hahaha! To think that there is stupid human who dare to walk alone tonight. Tremble in fear before the great-!" But the baldy man only walked passed that monster, he somehow doesn't care a threat that appear before him.

"Sigh.... In the end I miss that discounted meat at supermarket. I should have been known that even though they wrote the discount sale would be avaible until 22:00 pm. That doesn't mean another people didn't seek to buy it. In the end when I arrived there the meat stock already empty...." The bald man only could muttered with such depressed expression after failed to get the meat at supermarket.

"Y-You bast*rd! How dare you try to ignore me!" Then the buffalo-like monster block that bald man path. It caused the bald man stopped.

"Hahahaha, have you finally noticed me? Now, what will you do? Are you gonna cry and run away or are you gonna-!"

"Achoo!!!" The bald man sneeze

"Ah, sorry. I guess it so cold tonight. Sorry I'm not paying attention, can you repeat what did you say again?" The bald man ask which caused the buffalo-like monster got enraged

"Enough with it! I'll gonna kill you since you pissed me off! Now, die-!!!"

But, what happened before appear such gruesome view the monster suddenly kneeled while there is a big hole on his abdoment. Even the monster himself seems unaware what just happened before his eyes. The last one he said before he falling down in defeat was the bald man raising his fist. With a fear expression the monster slowly dying in agony

"Ow, the blood splattered everywhere and my clothes got dirty as well huh?" The bald man only respond with casual talk as if it was mean nothing to him.

"I wonder does the buffalo meat would be same as cow meat? Well, forget it. Even I decide to take it. The meat will rot faster since I don't have enough storage at home to keep this meat." With that conslusion, the bald man decide to walk away without any care

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During his way home. He pass a field which the size large enough and usually used by neighborhood kids to playing around like football, baseball, etc.

That bald man saw a giant green dragon with sharp orange eyes and tan horns, the dragon seems got injured by large sword piercing through it back. He seems curious and decide to approach that dragon to make sure what he saw wasn't wrong.

He think that it common thing to saw monster with many unique looks but to taken form of a dragon is such rare sight since he never saw it during his entire life living on Z-City.

"Oh, its truly dragon. This is something that not anyone see everyday"

"Human? Hey human, what do you think you are doing here?" The dragon said to that bald man

"That supposed to be my words. I live around here. So what are you doing here exactly? Since it was indeed a rare sight to see a dragon like yourself. Moreover, is this perhaps kind of trend between dragon like piercing themselves with sword?" The bald man ask with curiousity

"As if I do this toward myself! Did you think me as a fool?! Leave you insolent human or I will devour you before my patience runs out!" The dragon mad and give the baldy man a warning with powerful roar. Despite his attempt to scare away that baldy man. He remained unfazed and keep looking at the dragon with his emotionless expression.