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Obama falls in love with a fish

President Obama's recent discovery on planet Smurfus changed his life. You'll be both amazed and shocked so listen closely. As you may know, a human named Elias Afen arrived on this planet a long time ago and never came back. Astronauts have recently re-visited the planet and found him again, but this time he looked abnormal and inhumane. He had finns and fish looking parts on his body, not to mention how his whole body had turned green. Scientists who had taken a deeper look into the matter think that he became like this because of swimming around alot and slowly developing finns and other inhuman parts to help him swim. They think it's the body's natural reaction if the human finds themself in water a lot. The planet, Smurfus, that he was found on is mostly made of water, but it has its core and a few islands with earth, making the planet very similar to ours. Before, there had been a discovery of life in the water, fish looking creatures in different colors, big and small, swimming around in the waters.

But what does this have to do with president Obama? Well answer your question in short! In an interview with Obama, he explained that he was so fascinated when he heard about the human on another planet that he paid NASA twenty five billions of dollars if they brought the creature to earth. He also explained that he wanted a closer look at what this could be. When Obama later found himself in the NASA HQ with the fishman, he felt sort of attracted to the creature, or like he explained it; he felt like a xenophiliac. Michelle Obama later found out about Obama's attraction and she fell into shock. This scandal is huge! Will there be a divorce, or will Obama's love for the fish lessen?President Obama's recent discovery on planet Smurfus changed his life. You'll be both amazed and shocked so listen closely. As you may know, a human named Elias Afen arrived on this planet a long time ago and never came back. Astronauts have recently re-visited the planet and found him again, but this time he looked abnormal and inhumane. He had finns and fish looking parts on his body, not to mention how his whole body had turned green. Scientists who had taken a deeper look into the matter think that he became like this because of swimming around alot and slowly developing finns and other inhuman parts to help him swim. They think it's the body's natural reaction if the human finds themself in water a lot. The planet, Smurfus, that he was found on is mostly made of water, but it has its core and a few islands with earth, making the planet very similar to ours. Before, there had been a discovery of life in the water, fish looking creatures in different colors, big and small, swimming around in the waters.

But what does this have to do with president Obama? Well answer your question in short! In an interview with Obama, he explained that he was so fascinated when he heard about the human on another planet that he paid NASA twenty five billions of dollars if they brought the creature to earth. He also explained that he wanted a closer look at what this could be. When Obama later found himself in the NASA HQ with the fishman, he felt sort of attracted to the creature, or like he explained it; he felt like a xenophiliac. Michelle Obama later found out about Obama's attraction and she fell into shock. This scandal is huge! Will there be a divorce, or will Obama's love for the fish lessen?